Skip to main content

stfu im sleeping

A way to tell someone to shut the fuck up when your about to go to sleep or if your going offline from a website to take a nap.
your friend: yo whats up bro?

you: stfu im sleeping

your friend: ok later dude
by conertavoly November 29, 2009
mugGet the stfu im sleeping mug.

Sleeping Nekid

-verb

The act of sleeping completely naked in your bed but with your shoes on. Some variations include wearing your socks on your hands and/or putting your underwear on your head.
"Yo fool...Don't hate just cuz I SLEEP NEKID!"

or

"I SLEEP NEKID WIT MAH SHOES ON N' SHIT!"

or

"Man...it's so awesome to be sleeping nekid!"
by Th@t CloVeR DuDe December 9, 2008
mugGet the Sleeping Nekid mug.

Sweeding

Making the shape of a heart with your hands.
love, Sweed, sweeding, music, edm
by Dan Zaca February 26, 2013
mugGet the Sweeding mug.

Amazonian Sleeping Bag

Its the same as a Hot Richard, except during the spoon position with the female party, when you are all cosey after savaging her beaten up gash, she queefs all over the man's tool. You will know when this is about to happen as the female vaginally inhales a pocket of air, which sounds like a sludgy sloppy vacuum cleaner put on reverse. The female will then commence to queef. It will make a similar sound to when you blow up a balloon and then let it go without tying it up. Ususally, and especieally after a session, a load of sludge and other offal from the walls of the female's minge will spew all over your unsuspecting dick and balls.
(1)
Man: oh no, oh no, oh no youuu don'....

Woman: (blubber squelch blubber blubber squelch)

Man:...'t... you filthy slut, you just gave me an Amazonian Sleeping Bag, and now my dick and balls are covered in sticky sludge...

(2)
Guy1: So, i had just smashed the shit out of this dirty slosh pot and was settling down to a cosey spoon, when suddenly the bitch queefed all over my first in command.

Guy2: She didn't did she!?

Guy1: Yes, she did, she gave me an Amazonian sleeping bag.

Guy2: Jesus christ! Are you ok?
by DerekBlazzo April 3, 2009
mugGet the Amazonian Sleeping Bag mug.

sweeing

(swee-ing)

1. If one happens to pee while swinging

2. The Republicans (swee-ers)

3. Steve Perry

werd, tru dat.
Jim: As non-homosexual friends lets go swinging
Douche: uber kewl
*on the swings*
Jim: Why are your pants yellow
Douche: I'm sweeing a little
Jim: are you fcking kidding me
by mattata & mellipod February 16, 2007
mugGet the sweeing mug.

Skinny Sleeping

When one decides to embrace the act of sleeping naked.
Roey: I know you didn't sleep with belle!
Hillel: Nah dawg, I even tried skinny sleeping with her and she rejected that too!
by SkinnySleeper545 June 28, 2009
mugGet the Skinny Sleeping mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email