Swamp ass

It’s literally just a sweaty ass. Or when you shit yourself and it’s mushy in there. Pretty gross bro

They smell like swamp ass

I feel like I have swamp ass

by chichimon March 13, 2019

swamp check

The act of checking ones ass crack and general crotch area for sweat or other moisture by visiting the bathroom and swiping the area with toilet paper, paper towel, tissue, or other form of absorbing material. See swamp ass

After an evening of dancing at the club on a hot summer night Darrell heads to the bathroom for a swamp check.
(in the unlikely event that he takes home a woman and gets lucky) He hopes to avoid any embarassment that could arise due to the swamp ass and funk that has accumulated in his crack and crotch.

by m chen May 15, 2008

Fat Fuckin Swamp Donkey Fuckin Pig Whore

A classless large girl of a very permiscous nature. She dates felons, pedophiles, and rapists without hesitation. She has little to no regard for the marital status of her lovers and or clients. She often prefers oral sex and doesn't mind sexual interactions in public facilities.

Jess was outraged by Abigail's and Glenn's affair, and wanted the world to know that her husband was sleeping with a fat fuckin swamp donkey fuckin pig whore.

by TFarr May 8, 2008

swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

Swamp-ass

A state of being after general uncleanliness leading to so much sweat that one's lower region could possibly produce the vegetation and smell of a swamp.

Man that dude Edward Malone has swamp-ass, I heard he doesn't shower in weeks.

by DJBigD May 7, 2012

Swamp Donkey Bingo

When someone partakes in evening activities and getting extremely intoxicated and going up to the drunkest, most ugliest and fattest women in the bar and scoring with them, or carry on a conersation. Once a man has either scored, or hit on at least 5 different Swamp Donkey's he screams out BINGO and wins the game!!

Anytime I go out with Richard all I hear is BINGO because he loves playing Swamp Donkey Bingo and scoring!!

by filthy apprentice August 24, 2006

Swampus

An amphibious descendent of the octopus that will live 100 million years from now. It will be poisonous, with venom powerful enough to kill a modern day elephant.

Oh crap! That lurk fish is going to eat the swampus!

by Mithrandir3791 April 25, 2004