National straw day

October 29 is the day where people are allowed to use straws without getting shit on by turtle lovers.

today is national straw day! I love straws!

by Stanley tastlman October 18, 2019

Alabama Straw

If you kiss her during anal, you're using her body as a straw to suck your own dick.

She helped me with the Alabama straw last week.

by Mfisc56 December 5, 2020

Straw

nickname for someone who likes children, a pedophile, often used within the online community to describe someone who takes interest in underage teenagers

He's Straw, i heard he likes kids.

by Yessirski420 December 6, 2020

Straw

Someone who likes underage children, a pedophile. Straw's tend to have interest in 14-16 year old teenagers while being 20+

He's Straw, i heard he likes little kids.

by Yessirski420 December 6, 2020

Kinkos Straws

Gas Station and Fast Food straws made from paper and taste like copy paper when used for drinking.

I had to use Kinkos Straws today at my local gas station because the store got rid of plastic straws.

by jondich October 27, 2021

straw bollocks

INSULT!!
""Your only a Straw-Bollocks""
Useless....., good for nothing!, waste of space!!
Straw!....comes from a poor substitute for hay when feeding cows

Bollocks!.....comes from balls, bastard, low down and sweaty!.......
Put together....."Straw Bollocks".....

You know, your only a f@#king "Straw Bollocks " when all is said and done!

by Edenhill boy September 9, 2021

froggy._.straw

the best sister ever man

froggy._.straw op

by viy July 30, 2021