sporn

Lots of porn!

By golly, i found a sporn of porn!

by Pee Wee May 1, 2003

Stornetta

Spinning out in a racecar aka stepping on your dick.

Leading a race and spinning out with only a few laps to go like Joe Stornetta.

by mitch7971 July 7, 2011

Stornkies

A fat italian-made weed blunt.

"Eyo boss, we got your order."
"Thanks, my friend, give us some stornkies."
"On it boss."

by BonkyTonk August 20, 2020

Storny

When it's storming and your horny

Holy shit this rain has me so storny

by Comic_F May 26, 2024

Storney

Stoned/ horny

How are you? I'm storney

by Poppyseed23 April 5, 2024

Stornoway Squatter

When someone who is not entitled to live in the Stornoway residence, the official residence of the leader of the Official Opposition in Canada, because they are no longer the leader of the opposition. This happens when the leader of the party loses their seat in an election (likely due to incompetence and/or indifference towards their constituents), yet the the powers that be allow this unelected politician to continue living in a taxpayer funded household.

The Stornoway Squatter is still occupying the taxpayer funded residence! They must really enjoy living off the backs of other hardworking citizens.

by jennyt72 July 15, 2025

dr. w. scott stornetta

created block chain and is insanely rich, yet spends his time failing little children using positive physics.

oh no! dr. w. scott stornetta is late for class! he’s gonna have to do five push ups for every minute he’s late!

by anonymous27835 November 17, 2022