st. mark catholic school 

welcome to shit hole number 1. where the 7th graders are sluts and every 8th grader has seen their nudes. where basically every girl has given top. and everyone has gotten high in the bathroom. so welcome to slut whole number 1

person 1: I'm going to st. mark catholic school
person 2: have fun getting top in class

st. mark catholic school by bitch694201829888 May 25, 2019

St.Patrick's Day Miracle 

When one eats too many lucky charms and 8 to 24 hours later, defecates green

My little brother came out of the bathroom, screaming, wanting the whole family to see his St.Patrick's Day Miracle. 💚💩

St.Patrick's Day Miracle by Benton2ton September 1, 2019

St. Vincent High

A school in Petaluma where the administration cares more about dress coding students than actually doing their job, and some of the students are complete pussies. The main attraction of the school is the really good football team, and would smack the shit out of the other two Petaluma teams.

“Where do you go to school?”
“Oh I go to St. Vincent High.”
“WTF why”
“I’m only there for football”

St. Vincent High by fuckmroshita November 22, 2019

St juliot 

Where the sexiest man Alive lives, Alfred Prout

Alfred Prout has been slaying bitches since 2005 in st juliot

St juliot by Alfred prout March 12, 2021

St. Jennifer’s Orphan House 

St. Jennifer’s Orphan House is where unwanted children go.
Most children come from much poverty.
Drop off your orphans for freeee!

St. Jennifer’s Orphan House is a place where your orphans will be the happiest they’ve ever been for freeee!

St. Jennifer’s Orphan House by YOUR QUEEN LORD AND SAVIOR March 19, 2021

St. Louis Street Sweeper

When you bend over and shit on your dick while your partner kicks you in the balls from behind.

Ken likes getting ball-beaten and shit on he should try the St. Louis Street Sweeper for a double whammy

St. Louis Street Sweeper by Thugnanimous April 14, 2021

St Thomas More Nuneaton 

St Thomas More is full of chavs and wannabe roadmen. The male teachers are mostly pedophiles. There is also student teacher relationships. Student smoke lots of weed.

St Thomas More Nuneaton is the worst school in Nuneaton.

St Thomas More Nuneaton by Daxd May 11, 2021