butt squirt

the shit that comes out your ass after having butt sex.

jp loves his own butt squirt.

by ashleyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! August 1, 2008

squirt of piss

A unit of measurement used to describe very small increments of concern. A tiny amount.

"I don't care one squirt of piss whether you want to go drinking tonight or not. We're going."

by Roger DeCoster September 26, 2005

hershey squirts

A severe form of diarrhea caused by a bacterial agent or by eating spicy food.

I got the hershey squirts after eating leftover Taco Bell food.

by AYB March 19, 2003

Squirt-Magnet

N.

1. A Squirt-Magnet is anyone a woman finds so hot she creams upon sighting.

2. A fabled electronic device which can cause one to climax by simply pointing at the genitals.

3. the opposite of a gerald-leg-ripper(Any highly unappealing individual).

"Wow, that guy is a total squirt-magnet...I need some tissue."

"I'm developping a squirt-magnet to use on him during his innauguration speech."

by Dade Manlove November 20, 2006

squirting beaver

when the fanny gymen releases a high pressure jet of fishy juice from within the gash at a moment of extreme pleasure. This can shock the recieving party who gets hosed down by this beaver juice.

Oh my god that beaver just opened up and squirted me in the eye. Wash out with warm water to aviod infection, if irritation occurs seek medical advise. If swallowed has no nutritional value. I now stink like the inside of a haddock pasty

by Bean,Dave May 19, 2005

squirt mcgirt

its when you have to poo and its running down your leg

yo man i got that squirt mcgirt man, lets get to a bathroom

by the real squirt mcgirt July 2, 2010

Christmas squirts

When your diarrhea turns from green to red.

A common symptom of the Billy May's flu is the Christmas squirts.

by banjo player #17 October 10, 2009