Squeeze the hedgehog

To fart, pass gas in a loud and farty manner. No SBD's (silent but deadly). Requires sound. Preferrably loud. Smell not required.

Coined after a very kind person gave a toy hedgehog to someone who recognized the toy as a hedgehog. Giver was not aware that when you squeezed the hedgehog it gave off a loud fart sound. He was rather embarassed when he discovered it when he said "Hey, I think it talks!" ande then squeezed out a loud hedgehog...Priceless.

"Wow, I had way too much beer and way too many buffalo wings last night. I'm going to be squeezing the hedgehog all day."

"My stomach hurts. I really need to squeeze the hedgehog, alot."

"Don't come over here. I just squeezed the hedgehog and it stinks still."

by The Squozen Hedgehog May 15, 2010

squeeze box

a vagina.

that bitch's squeeze box was tight and juicy.

by Ram Man April 20, 2014

Ball Squeeze

If a seabee, who happens to be incredibly swoll, gets a barotrauma in his ear during surface supplied diving

Hey Ball squeeze, hurry up and finish the PMS you derpasaurus Rex.

by TrollHammerBro January 31, 2015

squeeze box

A woman's breasts.

From The Who song: "Mama's got a squeeze box she wears on her chest"

by M63 October 20, 2008

cock squeeze

insulting term used to offend a slut or whore

That cock squeeze is bad in bed

by portedo May 7, 2008

squeeze the juice

when a girl has a period, she, or someone else, squeezes her body to speed up the process

AKA: squeeze the berry

"Danielle has a date this weekend, but she has her period."

"What's she going to do?"

"I think she's going to squeeze the juice."

"Is that safe?"

by me and she January 10, 2006

squeeze the breeze

when someone has their car window(s) down and the passenger(s) get chilly. It's time to roll up the window(s)

Yo man, it's 40 degrees out...Squeeze the breeze...I'm cold

by nancy j September 8, 2005