That friend we all have, with whom a night of drinking and carousing ended with someone inserting a potato into their friends anus. May be lubricated or not. May be a homosexual or heterosexual experience, regardless of typical orientation. Usually spontaneous but may lead to recurrence.
After getting really drunk but striking out picking up girls at the bar, Mike and John decided to make mashed potatoes. They were so horny they instead got naked and became spud buds.
by Poison Pebble October 22, 2018
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An angry person who always sounds like he is having an orgasam. It also means someone who can't speak english or type and someone who is a retard when typing
by Chaludaboy13 March 23, 2020
Get the Spud mug.A spud is simply a retarded human being. Spud is used as a nickname for a retard. Usually a spud is aged 12, is a boy, and likes to perform. He is a player. Beware of spuds. They will keep you awake at night.....
YA SPUD!!!!
by Watermelons January 15, 2018
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Kris: brother do you eat anywhere else
Kris: brother do you eat anywhere else
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