Someone who writes a lot of useless or unread content. A hack writer. One who writes indiscriminately. Often unscrupulous, vain, or mercenary in nature.
Man! did you read that ten pagepress release Ira wrote for the KKK? What an ink sprinkler! He'll write anything for a buck and a byline!
A woman who has spent too much of her life being skanky, which in turn has caused her to look older than her actual age. This results in her being skrinkled.
My friend is dating this girl that's the same age as us. She's been with all his friends and looks super old. She's completley skrinkled!
1)An obvious combination of three seperate sexually perverse maneuvers, being:
1.The Dirty Sanchez 2.A Strawberry Short Cake, and 3.The Abe Lincoln.
2) About as low as a man can be in his mistreatment of a woman at their most vulnerable moment.