speed insurance 

What you get when you see a lowered Honda Civic DX fly by going 20 mph faster than you on the freeway. You may conclude that, for the next few minutes, any radar-gun toting cops will be attracted to this beacon of traffic tickets. Not valid over long periods of time, as the Civic may get off on any off ramp.

One cannot use this too much as you yourself might become someone else's speed insurance.

I was driving down I5 when a Corolla and an Accord estate started street racing in front of me, I cruised 10 mph faster for the next 10 minutes thanks to my newfound speed insurance.

Whenever I see an 89 Camero supposedly "burn me" in the carpool lane I sit back and enjoy my speed insurance.

speed insurance by M8dTyteDrift0r November 24, 2010

speed sticking 

The act of engaging in intercourse with a person, using their armpit as the penile receptacle. Like a mountain-fresh titty fuck.

"For my 40th birthday, my wife said I could put it anywhere. So I'm planning on speed sticking her."

speed sticking by nin_man July 13, 2012

Speed Away 

A game sort of like Rugby but better. The rules are that you make run with the ball and pass to anyone anywhere. You may bounce pass, but it can only bounce once. If the ball bounces more than once, it is the other teams ball. If tagged and has the ball, it is the other teams ball. You may kick the ball. If possession of the ball changes, you must kick it to another team mate, or to yourself. The scoring systems is as follows: A throw in the goal 1 point, a kick into the goal 2 points. You may tackle and push and shove as you wish. No pads. No shirts (unless female).

Hey man! Wanna go play Speed Away with the football team?

Speed Away by The one guy June 15, 2013

Speed-o-Shit 

The shit one takes while at school, so one does not have to walk in awkwardly after a 10 minute bathroom break. Usually includes grunts, splashes, and frantic pulling of the toilet paper off the roll. Trying to take a Speed-o-Shit does not work well if the shitter has constipation; but if one can pull it off with ideal conditions, it will seem as if the peed rather than pooped, judging by the time span between them leaving the room and coming back.

Will: Hey, Gerard, you're back from the restroom. That was quick!

Gerard: Yeah, I took a Speed-o-Shit.

Speed-o-Shit by Titobanana September 15, 2013

Speed Camera'd

When a guy shoots his load in a girl's face and takes a picture and then steals all her money.

"That bastard speed camera'd me last night and now I can't afford to get coffee for a week!"

Speed Camera'd by StepfordKnife April 12, 2014

speed solving 

The act of doing semi difficult tasks fast.

I like speed solving {Rubik's cube}

speed solving by NoahzTeen_ <Instagram March 14, 2015

Speed Duel

1) A type of duel between 2 individuals on d-wheels (a type of motorcycle) involving the use of yugioh cards and speed counters. A special rule involves banning the use of spell cards, which in turn are replaced with speed spell cards, which use speed counters to activate their effects.
2) A special type of yugioh duel used in Japan which involves special rules:
5 card extra deck
20-30 card main deck
4000 life points
3 monster zones

3 spell/trap zones
(This is similar to the duel links playing style)

I challenge you to a speed duel!!!

Speed Duel by S.H.A=NoWeakness April 12, 2017