sperm sponge

Often a girl or woman that loves sucking and fucking men on a regular basis. Sometimes a homosexual male can also be refered as this.
Man, my ex-girlfriend is a total sperm sponge now.
by tayb October 17, 2005
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sperm butt

A male homosexual who assumes the passive position during an act of anal intercourse; a "bottom." So called becase of the discharge of semen into the bottom's rectum.
"In his anxiously awaited autobiography, songwriter extraordinaire Bernie Taupin reportedy claims that his erstwhile partner Sir Elton John was a 'sperm butt' during the years of their collaboration."

-- Liz Smith, NY Daily News
by Tunmy AuGratin February 25, 2006
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sperm sprouts

A way to describe the offspring of the coolest parents. Sperm that find their way to the eggs and sprout into children.
good morning my sperm sprouts you look taller this morning!
by Madcowwithatail January 28, 2018
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Hyper Sperm

when you jizz within 1 second of fapping
I just hyper spermed On my Bae. she likes it when it goes fast.
by The Salmon Juicer July 11, 2016
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Sperm beds

the sleeping place for sleepy swimmers, usually referring directly to the tender tissue inside the ball sake. a place of rest for sperm. is a delicasie in many african tribes
person 1: wow i would totally watch the exterior of your socculent moist sperm beds while your naked

person 1: while i sit here i can allow my sperm to rest in my sperm beds
by noodles1234 May 30, 2011
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sperm sack

A sperm sack is a sack of sperm that you keep for personal enjoyment of your primos or vagina it's may also be used as a weapon
' fight me '
'Back off I've got a sperm sack'

'Oh shit '
by Snacksmacker245 July 18, 2017
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sperm crayon

when you jack off and release sperm, then draw on a piece of paper with your dick to create a picture
Nico was really horny in science class so he decided to try "sperm crayon". He jacked off really hard until he released his liquids and then drew a picture of a vagina on the paper.
by lickmycock March 02, 2014
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