Text Spam

Those stupid things twelve year olds text you that go something like this: (Real)

Find the face with two eyes
👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👀👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁👁
Find the one face with angry
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😠😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Find the two mouse in the rabbits
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Find the one heart red in the broken hearts
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If you find all
Close your left hand (don't open)

Wish 3 wishes
1)*********
2)*********
3)*********

Don't open your hand

They are not real and are stupid

Now send to your 20 friends

Now look at your hand

Lillian keeps sending Text Spam! It's really getting annoying

by GGPixel231 July 3, 2017

spam vision

A state of hypnotic subconsciousness that your mind enters when you open your Junk E-mail folder to delete accumulated spam and junk e-mails and you don’t take the time to ensure all e-mails are indeed spam and/or junk. This condition can produce severe and tragic consequences.

Last week at work, Mary’s spam vision caused her to delete an e-mail in her junk e-mail folder that requested immediate confirmation of her company’s interest in bidding on a large government contract.

by DanSir51 March 13, 2009

spam fucked

The situation of a computer or internet account that is extremely overloaded, slowed, and/or disorganized, especially common among computer accounts of children and the elderly.

I tried checking my email on his computer, but it was spam fucked out the ass.

by Flaming0 April 8, 2010

UD Spam

the spam definitions that take up 80% of urban dictionary’s submitted definitions.

often submitted by 13 year olds in hopes that their crush will look up their name on ud, fall madly in love w/ them, realizing that Lohgan actually is the strongest and best most sex having 8th header to ever be homeschooled.

alternatively submitted by 12 year olds throwing a tantrums in hopes of warning the internet to steer clear of Jaymee from Pedford Prep will steal their s/i’d and cheat on their exams bc she’s so fake.

YOU: why am being prompted to vote on this UD spam. i want to see something interesting and new.

by idtst April 11, 2020

Light Spam

A pussy ass play who is usually over rep 5 who is complete ass at the game so has to resort to light spamming

HOLY SHIT HE FUCKING LIGHT SPAMMING HE SUCKS ASS

by LIL_NWORD June 24, 2021

SPAM Castanets

A Percussion instrument, of Spanish origin, comprised of specially prepared assorted meat slices worn between the thumb and four fingers.

They are mainly used in flamenco dancing and emit little to no sound when played.

Hey, I'll play the guitar, Pedro can play some Spam Castanets

by Gene! October 18, 2007

street spam

The millions of billboards posted along our streets and highways as well as the advertisements posted inside public bathrooms, and on the sides of busses.

It would be nice to see what people really thought of this world were they not being brainwashed by all this street spam.

by LuckyME October 27, 2005