"Virge" short for 'virgin'
1.
When a prick thinks he's sick when really he is just a mong that hasn't had sex acting like he has.
2.
Someone named Michael
1.
When a prick thinks he's sick when really he is just a mong that hasn't had sex acting like he has.
2.
Someone named Michael
1.
Chegwin - 'Had sex with this bird earlier'
Segwin - 'Wise up ya smelly virge'
2.
*someone robs ya school bag*
Tom - 'FUCK YOU DOING?!'
Rhys - *falls over with bag*
Tom - 'Ya smelly virge, don't pinch me bag ya fanny'
Chegwin - 'Had sex with this bird earlier'
Segwin - 'Wise up ya smelly virge'
2.
*someone robs ya school bag*
Tom - 'FUCK YOU DOING?!'
Rhys - *falls over with bag*
Tom - 'Ya smelly virge, don't pinch me bag ya fanny'
by THE WISE VIRGIN April 23, 2017
1. When a prick acts like he's sick when he's not and really just turns out to be a virgin acting like he's had sex
2. One named Michael
2. One named Michael
1.
Michael: 'Ay I had sex with my girlfriend earlier'
Chegwin: 'wise up ya smelly Virge'
2.
*When someone robs your property*
Chegwin: 'Wow, fuck you doing with my phone?!'
Rhys: *falls over whilst running away with phone*
Chegwin: 'ahaha, don't pinch me phone again ya smelly virge'
Michael: 'Ay I had sex with my girlfriend earlier'
Chegwin: 'wise up ya smelly Virge'
2.
*When someone robs your property*
Chegwin: 'Wow, fuck you doing with my phone?!'
Rhys: *falls over whilst running away with phone*
Chegwin: 'ahaha, don't pinch me phone again ya smelly virge'
by THE WISE VIRGIN April 23, 2017
The act of mooning someone by pulling your pants down and showing your bare anus; after this is complete you release a devastating fart onto the poor victim.
by Ayo d00d February 22, 2012
Person 1: *Cracks the toilet in half with a massive dump* I just had a poop smelly
Person 2: What the f*** bro, *goes blind and deaf*
Person 2: What the f*** bro, *goes blind and deaf*
by Meetus098 February 04, 2019
by plz come back April 18, 2020
a term to describe certain girls from the age of 14- till they die, that have sexual intercourse with men mainly from the army/navy services who are old enough to be there fathers.
abi got off with that guy from the arm yeh i know he's old enough to be her father what a smelly cunt.
by jabeer February 25, 2009