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Slumber Selfie

Frantically trying to snap pictures whilst pretending to be asleep whilst looking as cute and/or as sexy as possible. To date, we believe that there is 0.0001% of slumber selfies in existence where the person is actually asleep. And for those unfortunate few that were genuinely asleep - either your partner is creepy or someone has broken into your home.

Hugely popular among the Gen-Z's, although 'woke' millennials also caught the bug on instagram and various other social platforms.
I needed something to put on social media, so I got up, brushed my teeth, worked out, took the dog for a walk, came home, had a long bath, ate some breakfast, spent 2 hours trying to position my camera, slightly muffled my hair a bit for an eau naturelle look, set the timer on my phone, leapt into bed and repeated the process 394 times before getting the perfect slumber selfie. Just about to go out for dinner now.
by TKola July 28, 2021
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We now see the term used when angry about something and too mad for boring curses.

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Example: DeeDee dropped her plate of chocolate cake and said "stumblebitch
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slumberry

the best most creative lyrically genius song ever made. a song so beautiful you will ascend to the heavens the second you hear that sick ass beat drop. a song that simply CANNOT be topped.
Ayo Queen is trash play Slumberry by Gorilla Boy or Im jumping out of the car bitch.
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