Simonne

A person named Simonne is a cute little hottie. A Simonne has a few key personality traits, those are, sexy, smart, slutty, bitchy, and annoying. Simonne is always a gay thot. Simonne's give off Cancer and Scorpio energy. Simonne cares too much about everything, she is always crying which leads to dehydration, which brings headaches and is one of the reasons she can be an ass at times. A Simonne is ALWAYS under 5'5'' in height, she hides the fact by wearing really tall heels. Simonne is very bad at spelling the majority of words. As previously said, Simonne is a baddie and the sexiest person in the room. Simonne is almost always confused and has no idea what she is doing, somehow she is still rather smart. Simonne hate people who are named Logan, William, Libby, Hunter, Tucker, Jake, Rebecca, Bella, Aiden, and Conner. She hates these people just because of how basic they are.

"Who is that sexy mf."
"Oh that's Simonne."

by mushroomhoe March 27, 2021

Simon Spooner

Usually hairy bald men. These creatures do not feel pain, but are very susceptible to the common cold and will weep in solitude for hours.

These men have no testicles.

That guys such a Simon Spooner!

by Everyone...deal with it. September 23, 2011

Simple Simon

A very very simple person that could be described as a mong or pleb. Normally the person has 100% physically and mental retardation, more often than not simple simon's live on farms.

Norm 1: Whos just lost their dick?
Norm 2: Thats simple simon.

by Lance Jefferson July 11, 2007

Simon

The most amazing name around. Generally, Simon's are the most amazing people to be with. They are fun and bubbly. They tend to go for angellic people, people named leanne for example.

Simon and Leanne are great together!
Simon the new guy is an amazing guy!
Leanne Loves Simon!

by QKAngel April 8, 2010

salty simon

When a man is very certain that he's getting a sexual opportunity, but is unable and/or unwilling to wash off his manhood beforehand. His penis is a 'salty simon'.

I hate that she makes me work so hard for a bit of loving. To balance things out a bit, I'm going to present her with a salty simon.

by franc black May 5, 2013

Simple Simon

A cocktail consisting of 1-2 excedrins and a shot of whiskey, usually had during a pre-game before a big night out.

Person #1: Tonight's a big night. We need to start on the right foot.

Person #2: Let's have a Simple Simon

by The Real John Lennon January 30, 2015

simoned

When a joke or sarcastic comment is taken too literally/seriously.

'I dont think the Americans should be blamed. I mean they never interfere with others.'

"really?! wat about iraq?? and shit"

'oooooooooh u got simoned'

by mofobitchass July 7, 2005