Shrek the Third

(noun/adjective) -A large amount of fecal matter placed directly from a Dreamworks Associate's anus onto a projector, which then sprouts two green, Shrek-like, ears.
ex. (adj.) "This pot roast tastes like Shrek the Third!"

ex. (n.) "I have to take a massive Shrek the Third."

ex. (n.) "I REALLY F***ING HATED SHREK THE THIRD!"
by SlapChopDj June 17, 2010
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Shrek Dildo

Green dildo the size of a redwood tree. Used by famous celebs such as Miley Cyrus and Tom Cruise.
That's going to hurt someone, that's a Shrek Dildo if I've ever seen one.
by ChodeBurgelor January 09, 2015
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shrek superslam

Shrek SuperSlam is a fighting game in which many of the popular characters from the Shrek series duke it out in an immersive fanfiction . Recently the game has shown a rebirth in popularity due to the insightful Shrekniques popularised by youtuber UncleBobkins.
"In Shrek SuperSlam, Crumpet Dashing into a Murtag dropped apple is a reliable way to start the infinite."
by Brosting Loaf June 03, 2015
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Shrek's swamp

Shrek's swamp is a damp, disgusting area founded and therefore owned by Shrek. He gets infuriated when others attempt to invade it. Shrek desperately wanted privacy, and to be alone. We still have yet to find out what happens next in Shrek 5...
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Shrek Balls

The act of sitting in one area for a prolonged amount of time and producing sweat near the crotch region, therefore replicating a swamp
Jaiden: Damn I got Shrek Balls rn i gotta go for a bit.
by Kuumai March 24, 2021
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Shrek The Musical

Me: Have you seen Shrek The Musical?
Friend: No.
Me: Watch it.
Friend: OK.
by Mild Bobby Sauce September 05, 2017
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red shrek

A dictatorship, an organization ran by the greatest Island Royale players to ever live. A threat to every single Island Royale player, you do not want to cross paths with 1 of their members or you might not be around the community for much longer.

20 Have tried, 20 have failed.
Gode and Renegade the notorious red shrek leaders held responsibile for many nukes and bans, victimized every single duo that came up against them, and without a doubt dominated IR.

Red shrek's members have won every single Island Royale official tournament known to mankind and allegedly already won June Jubilation.

-Gode
-Renegade
-vorce
-fruitcake
-CleverSource
-H_aim
-AZB
The following terrorists are members of red shrek, if you ever cross paths with them, It might just be the last day of you in this community.
Oh my god red shrek members are playing this tournament, I'm just gonna stop trying to win now.
by A certain victim June 24, 2020
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