Shrek the Third

(noun/adjective) -A large amount of fecal matter placed directly from a Dreamworks Associate's anus onto a projector, which then sprouts two green, Shrek-like, ears.

ex. (adj.) "This pot roast tastes like Shrek the Third!"

ex. (n.) "I have to take a massive Shrek the Third."

ex. (n.) "I REALLY F***ING HATED SHREK THE THIRD!"

by SlapChopDj June 17, 2010

Shrek Dildo

Green dildo the size of a redwood tree. Used by famous celebs such as Miley Cyrus and Tom Cruise.

That's going to hurt someone, that's a Shrek Dildo if I've ever seen one.

by ChodeBurgelor January 09, 2015

shrek superslam

Shrek SuperSlam is a fighting game in which many of the popular characters from the Shrek series duke it out in an immersive fanfiction . Recently the game has shown a rebirth in popularity due to the insightful Shrekniques popularised by youtuber UncleBobkins.

"In Shrek SuperSlam, Crumpet Dashing into a Murtag dropped apple is a reliable way to start the infinite."

by Brosting Loaf June 03, 2015

Shrek's swamp

Shrek's swamp is a damp, disgusting area founded and therefore owned by Shrek. He gets infuriated when others attempt to invade it. Shrek desperately wanted privacy, and to be alone. We still have yet to find out what happens next in Shrek 5...

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by A_single_bean June 01, 2019

Shrek Balls

The act of sitting in one area for a prolonged amount of time and producing sweat near the crotch region, therefore replicating a swamp

Jaiden: Damn I got Shrek Balls rn i gotta go for a bit.

by Kuumai March 24, 2021

Shrek The Musical

The best thing Dreamworks has produced ever.

Me: Have you seen Shrek The Musical?
Friend: No.
Me: Watch it.
Friend: OK.

by Mild Bobby Sauce September 05, 2017

Shrek toes

A disease that causes the toes to turn green and infected, incurable.

"That Katie has shrek toes"
"Eww don't go near her"

by Shrekfingers September 26, 2014