Slightly Married Woman

An attractive woman who, although married, gives one of two indications that she is willing or able to be unfaithful to her vows and her current husband. Either she flirts shamelessly with other men in the absence of her husband and displays a great affection for partying, drinking and carousing with other men; or she (while not having any children or is not pregnant) wears an embarrassingly modest wedding ring implying that she would enjoy "trading up" to a more affluant partner.

John: Hey, your friend Jill is quite a little hottie. Too bad she is married. I'd love to give her a ride!
Ellen: No prob. Did you see how she downed those five shots of Jagar that those guys at the bar just bought her? She is only a slightly married woman. Go for it! You'll get lucky before you get to the car!

Jason: Who are you going out with tonight?
Jake: I'm gonna tap this little bette that I met on the bus yesterday.
Jason: I thought you said she was married.
Jake: Dude, with that little pebble of a diamond on her finger? She's only a slightly married woman. I just told her that if she was mine I'd set her up in a sweet Beamer and she'd never have to ride the bus again. She practically blew me right there and then.

by Billy Beck O'Hannity September 10, 2011

White Sight

A vision impairment that occurs after going without sleep for about 24 hours. One's vision begins to get brighter and brighter, as though he/she has began an incredibly long fade to white.

Dude, I stayed up all night last night, and I'm starting to get white sight.

by Zenzoken May 22, 2009

Target in sight

When a target comes in your gun or bomb sight.

Doolitte: Open bomb bay doors!
Rafe: Ripley, you got a target in sight?
Ripley: 37 degrees. TARGET IN SIGHT!
Rafe: Bombs Away!

by Wake&Bake May 22, 2008

Cloudy with a slight chance of stupid

A forecast of bad decisions revolving around cloud technologies by naïve Information Technology Management.

You will often hear these “Cloud Geeks” spouting off about all of the latest cloud information from the latest CIO Magazine, which usually includes buzz words like Cloudtopia and Cloudmosphere.

Engineer 1 - Did you hear that the CIO wants to put everything in the cloud?

Engineer 2 - Yaw, he has been saying that for the last year....what a cloud geek!

Engineer 1 - If he gets his way, this could be disasterous. Do you think he is really going to go through with it?

Engineer 2 - I predict that it is going to be Cloudy with a slight chance of Stupid!

by archyis September 24, 2009

Triple with slight

A very complex sex act. First you play twister with the girl while mid way into the game you slip it in. Then you blind fold her while you secretly shit in her mouth. Then you take pepper and smer it on her vagina while attempting to circumcise youself and proceed to copulate

That girl is a freak. She wanted a triple with slight from sauce. (Darrion)

by Darrionwiththedoubles December 27, 2018

Laugh At First Sight

Sometimes, you meet someone, and it's love at first sight. Well other times, you meet people that look like dang fools and you just feel like laughing ! Given the situation, either you will allow yourself to laugh or not but you know in your heart it was Laugh At First Sight

- So I met this guy the other day... you should've seen him
- Ooh looks like love is in the air! It was love at first sight?
- Gurrl... It was more like Laugh At First Sight! I kept smiling all the time so he thinks I like him now but I was only trying not to laugh at him
- uh oh
- I know right... But you shoulda seen him for real xD

by Audrey J without Lo February 21, 2011

Sighthill

When far away at night looks like Las Vegas (Neon lights, towering buildings) but when close up looks like Kabul. (junkies, asylum seekers, drugs)

Sighthill is the place to live!

by Biafra J July 30, 2004