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Anal session

When Mike and you have sex but you have penises and then Mike shuts a lil skarr on your bed sheets as a sign of the loss of his virginity
Mike: wanna have an anal session

You: yes. Oh boy.

Mike: what’s on your bed
by Logan hugil February 3, 2025
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Chaldean Session

When a man or woman watches porn while doing reglar stuff like eating or textning a friend.
"Joseph was having a Chaldean Session but dropped the clothing iron on his penis"
by Schrödinger's Chaldean November 21, 2023
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Makeover session

To fuck; have sex or so short timed quickies with one significant other. Etc.
John’s makeover session with Layla was great !
by Simspons101 September 1, 2022
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derb session

Tiff owes mickdawg a derb session
by Mickdawg3oh9 March 20, 2023
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Yapping session

"Yapping session" is an expression used for caracterising a speech, talk, or a class that results in annoyance or even sleep, if the subject is as uninteresting as the person speaking.
Student 1: That was the biggest yapping session I've ever heard.
Student 2: Fr! I wasn't paying attention at all!
Student 3: Our Biology teacher loves yapping, even the smartest guy fell asleep.
Student 4 (a.k.a. the smartest guy in the A class of 11th grade and still asleep): What was the subject?
by tfv07 February 9, 2024
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Scrimmage Session

When theres a guy you've just met on a lake on a warm summer day. He really just wants to boink you while you scream aloud, "it's all about the benjamins baby!!!"
"We should really get together for a scrimmage session."
by RKJ September 17, 2015
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jaw session

A euphemism for a blow job.

Originally aired in Arrested Development where Tobias needs to talk to Michael about being attracted to someone else that isn’t his wife and starts by saying that they need to have a ‘jaw session’ but in Tobias’ mind means have a talk.
Tobias: ‘I was hoping to have a jaw session with you’

Michael: ‘Well let’s just say as long as that means a talk’

Tobias: ‘I find my self attracted to someone not my wife.’

Michael: ‘What’s her name’

Tobias: ‘Michael’
by Phalange Asphyxiation November 27, 2022
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