Claire's Ears

The large, cheap earrings you find in the store Claire's that every wannabe thug, gangsta, hoodlum or go getta are sporting.

Basically, trying to look icy, but on a small time budget.

I like my guys to sport the Claire's ears.

He so broke, he got Claires Ears.

by Lil A Sizzle February 12, 2009

Colorado Sear

When you rub queso cheese on your partner during sex and they cum hard.

Man, Zach loves the Colorado Sear. I saw some queso in his ear yesterday.

by biggiebelacile November 2, 2019

POV: You searched for this

You did

"POV: You searched for this for some reason."

by Noah Armon March 17, 2022

Sarspasmic

When a spastic tries to be sarcastic, the result is a spasm.

Look hes trying to Sarspasmic!
Hes sarspasmicing again!

by Adam February 9, 2005

Sars II: The reckoning

Sars II: The reckoning is the second coming of the much loved sars corona virus. Commonly contacted after eating raw bats, or tonguing out an infected pigs rectum, it is still less deadly than living under a communist government. Many people who contract the virus go on to become a Covid plague rat, and many carriers are a Filthy Chinaman.

"oh my god, I can't breathe. I think that filthy Chinaman has infected me with Sars II: The reckoning".

by SixSixxSix March 7, 2020

search or enter web address

you're typing this because you're fucking bored go do something with your life pls for your sake

me, bored: goes to web browser
sees 'search or enter web address'
types it and presses enter
ends up on urban dictionary
makes account and posts definition
the end

by hellabent January 4, 2021

Self Search

The act of searching yourself in a website like urban dictionary or Google to see what you mean.
Most of the people who search these have a problem with their self image and seek approval.

Self Search: Nick searched 'Nick' in urban-dictionary and discovered his large penis.

by nbrandwine April 3, 2015