dirty schullo

When you stand around watching a bunch of guys work while undressing them with your eyes then go to the bathroom and shit on your hand and use it as lube to jerk off while fantasizing about the guys working

Looks like greg going to take a dirty schullo after hovering watching those guys working

by baddawg6996 September 23, 2016

Salty Scallops

(SEE DOCKING FIRST) After a gay couple finishes docking one partner eats the others ass.

Whoah man, me and John tried Salty Scallops yesterday and it was amazing.

by JingleBalls696969 November 1, 2017

Alex Schulli

a little hotty
super thick and looks yummy.
usually has a massive dick about 60 miles long and 1 mile in girthy (wide)
very good at pleasuring women or men
has a thing for vampires. loves when vampires interrupt them while talking.

was a pumpkin

wow, you can tell he is a Alex Schulli just because he has 3 legs.

by chained rat February 20, 2022

ye old scally wag

a phrase used by pirates whenever you're lazy and stiff and old.

get up, olivia. ye old scally wag.

by ye old scally wag October 10, 2017

popped a scallop

Surprise and rapid protrusion of a testicle from tight underwear or pants, most likely from casual and open-legged sitting positions.

With those tight shorts he inevitably popped a scallop.

by Swag78 January 8, 2019

Bald head Scally Wag

Someone with NO hair in the back

She is a bald head Scally wag

by Fuafijzfn April 8, 2020

scally

scally, chav, brick throwers, belfastians, wear scoopeed up hats.

that scally is bricking my window!!

by Jackass Jim May 11, 2006