Scalper

A person who purchases an item of limited availability to later sell it at a much larger price.

Tim: Hey Jim! Kim's got so much money to spend, any idea how he got it?
Jim: Kim is a dirty scalper, we don't talk to Kim anymore

by Jukub August 8, 2021

Sappy Sucker

Another way of saying "Mother Fucker" And is commonly used by people who do not want to use "Mother Fucker" and instead use something that sounds like a sexual definition.

Dude your girlfriends is such a sappy sucker

by uwuegg June 15, 2022

Danish Scalp Massage

A particular grip used for holding another person's head when he/she is performing oral sex on you. Hold around the back of his/her head with both hands and control the motion and speed of the oral sex.

Sarah gave me a blowjob last night, but she was kind of a rookie, so I gave her a danish scalp massage to guide her through it.

by Scrootie McBoogerballs July 27, 2012

wifi scalpin'

When someone walks by your house and locks on to your wifi..term coined by Hunter Marino

Corben..Why is that girl sitting on the curb out front?
Hunter..I don't know ,she's probably wifi scalpin'

by Texas Old Skool November 21, 2016

Sapphic garden

An eloquent term for a slightly hairy Vagina (flangina)

I did some weeding in her Sapphic Garden.

by Ewen and Claire May 6, 2006

sappy girl songs

Songs extrenely girlish girls listen to, and gay guys too. Songs to cry to. Songs that are played as slow dances at dances. Or what people "in love" listen to.

"Something About The Way You Look Tonight" "Because You Loved Me" "Burn" "I'm With You" "Cry Me A River" "Moment Like This"

by Ree March 25, 2005

Scamp

Something you may call a live-in girlfriend. Also someone who may go rather well with a plate of chips.

Ah yeah, that's my Scampy over there. Come and say 'Hello'.

by YellowHead February 3, 2010