Daylight Savings Time

Great for getting an extra hoir of sleep, but it just confuses the fuck out of others later.

Is it 6:00 or 7:00? Dammit, I'm going to be late for work because of daylight savings time again.

by ommonomaily August 6, 2012

Daylate savings time

When you set your clocks ahead ten minutes to trick yourself into being early for things.

All the clocks in our house observe daylate savings time so that we are not tardy for school.

by Mr. Lernon October 28, 2013

saving

1) The act of letting someone get away with more than they should.

2) Treating a hoe better than you should.

1) Girl 1: He lives with her paying no bills, cheats on her, and always likes but she's still with him.

Girl 2: You know she be saving him.

2) Guy 1: You know Jake fucked the girl he met at the club the first night. And then let her meet his mom?

Guy 2: He's always saving these hoes. He needs to get his shit together..

by BLMak September 21, 2013

slaying the enderdragon

another word for masturbaing

im sorry im late i was up late last night slaying the enderdragon!

by pussyeater1232 April 22, 2014

Saving yourself

Not having sex with others until they meet a special person

"Why don't you have sex Will? Are you saving yourself for someone?"

by Sexathlete May 14, 2018

saving myself for Morrissey

One who is celibate intentionally or unintentionally like the famous singer Morrissey who was famously celibate for much of his life.

Are you on the pull tonight? No I'm saving myself for Morrissey

by Steven Patrick Moore March 24, 2008

shying

shitting and crying at the same time. usually after eating extremely hot and spicy food that makes your asshole burn.

I had a bit too much hot sauce last night, and i've been on the toilet shying all day.

by ampallang0666 October 10, 2009