sammy davis jr

The act of sexually penetrating the empty eye socket of a one eyed individual

My one-eyed friend really enjoys the sammy davis jr...wink wink

by J Wright September 28, 2006

Sammy D

To lose one's virginity to a disease ridden prostitute despite having been given offers of morally acceptable sex from willing females.

"O! Is Ianto gonna stick one up Fanny tonight?"
"No mate, he said he couldn't be arsed with making conversation, think he might do a Sammy D in Amsterdam".

by Clumpistani January 28, 2012

Sammy Sosa

ahahahahahaha, dumbass Plinkton Cyclopes! mind redefining your definition? lose close games? sosa a problem? where are the orioles now, you say? oh my! and where are those beloved cubs of yours? lololol thats right, they aint even gonna get a chance to choke, and still have to pay off his salary! haha the cubs are his bitches!

"Congrats O's fans, he's your problem. Have fun watching the number 2 all-time strikeout leader and keep wondering why you lose close games due to his lack of anything other than a longball. At least you can DH him though.
Sammy Sosa is a crybaby pussy, I'm glad he's gone. Now the Cubs can rebuild and not choke in the stretch."
Source: Plinkton Cyclopes

by blah May 1, 2005

Sammy boy

The hoeyest hoe-bag you will ever find. They are spawns of Satan. Never date one or they will use you, abuse you, and cheat on you. Save yourself before it's too late.

Person 1: oh look there's Sammy boy!
Person 2: Look what the cat dragged in, the hoe-bag himself

Person 1: oh who's he fucking in the corner there? A different girl? What happened to that other girl?

by Romeo and Juliette9835 May 31, 2018

sammy sosa

One who plays for the Cubs there for will never win or get to world series and also sucks more than ever could be imagined.

Did you see the White Sox kick their little Sammy Sosa Butts!

by Julie B October 23, 2003

Sammy Mac

a dumb anorexic cunt who tries to hookup with guys who have girlfriends

i love my boyfriend but im worried sammy mac is gunna try and f*uck him

by lalalalala90 October 25, 2009

sammy joe

A nasty whore who will suck your boyfriends dick, and she cheats on her boyfriend and lies about it and then she starts rumors about her friends and loses them all.

She sucked your dick even tho she had a boyfriend? Damn she's a Sammy joe!

by Your moms attic March 1, 2017