Ryan

Someone who complains about the new Star Wars trilogy (because it will never live up to the original movies)

I just watched a video of a Ryan complaining about the new Star Wars movie.

by Trandoshan daddy January 5, 2020

Ryan

Ryan is a chill laid back dude. He was once outside a school and someone called him a hobo.

Ryan: His hand felt like a fish.
You: Your weird Ryan. Really weird.

by BrittanyGirlYasss April 11, 2020

Ryan

Ryan is a clever guy also known as "MacGyver" who seems to always pull himself and those around him out of tight spots and fix or achieve things with VERY limited resources and tools. Has your boat motor just died leaving you stranded in the middle of the lake? No problem, he'll fix it with a pair of pliers and a loose nail he found in the bottom of the boat!

Ryan is such a MacGyver!

by F'n MacGyver March 4, 2020

Ryan

a lying bitch who makes everything about themself. typically causes drama and can be seen in his/hers mothers basement. basically, a vampire. some traits of a Ryan is tall, quiet, “depressed”, and has no social life.

“Man that guy ruined my self confidence and positivity…. what a Ryan!”

by ambamam April 15, 2022

Ryan

Ryan is a cunt but he’s a very good person, he can tend to be mistaken as rude and self centred when really all he needs is the right girl to put him on the right path

Person 1: ughhh I hate Ryan he’s a cunt

Person 2: he’s really nice trust me, he’s probably having a bad day

Person 1: okay maybe i should apologise 😔

by Cocopopz September 26, 2020

Ryan

Ryan Geary from Bournemouth does the biggest shits ever. The circumference of his shit is equivalent to Gemma Collins' left thigh.

Sister: GUYS I'M GOING TO THE TOILET
Mother: Beware, Ryan has just been and he does the fattest shits going.

Ryan: NO I DON'T IT'S YOU.
Toilet: You are such a liar Ryan, I can't even flush.

by Ryan's Shit. January 31, 2021

Ryan

Ryan is the most amazing guy you will ever meet. He is a sweet, caring, and selfless country boy. It might take him a while to grow the balls to tell you how he feels though. He is so kind and would give anything for someone he loves. He would go to hell and back for anybody he cares about. Don't mess with him or his family though, because his crazy redneck girlfriend isn't afraid to defend what she loves either.

Have you seen Ryan lately?

by Addy-Jo October 16, 2018