Russell's name thanks to Jimmy going on penis.com in the computer lab in school.Refers to the fact that he is a whore and can be used to talk about someone besides Russell.
Look, it's Russell the one eyed wonder muscle!
He's totally bein' Russell the one eyed wonder muscle.
He's totally bein' Russell the one eyed wonder muscle.
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person 1: Who is Marikym Hervieux dating?
person 2: Only the most excellent player in the MLB, Russell Martin!
person 2: Only the most excellent player in the MLB, Russell Martin!
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A guy who keeps a massive dildo under his bed incase he feels freaky at night. He also has a strange sexual addiction to boys called schmeicel so if that’s your name and you know a Russell run and hide!
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"JaMarcus Russell can fling the ball 80 yards with just a flick of his wrist and wins more games than Vince Young ever could."
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