Rumble Rabbis

Crypto Jew and Shabbos goy commentators on the Rumble video platform who complain all day about companies' woke agendas, but curiously refuse to ever name the Khazarian common link behind them all. Obviously in the service of the nation wreckers who wish to divide and conquer because causing a problem that goes relatively unnoticed is itself useless unless you can also cause outrage and point the finger elsewhere. Typically supports Israeli terror to help wash goyim tax dollars to their Khazarian MIC masters, draft the goyim into war, crush the US with massive debt, and drive angry refugees from the Middle East to America. See also, Walshism.

The Quartering, Salty Cracker, and Rekieta Law are all notorious Rumble Rabbis.

by Objective-Reason Daddy November 3, 2023

Rumpleschnopskins

The act of googling something while drunk.

I like waking up hungover and looking at my rumpleschnopskins searches.

by okurah January 26, 2024

Rumplestiltskinpopococomeowcore

When you take poop out of an unflushed public toilet and take it home and freezedry it and use it anally.

john: wanna go make some Rumplestiltskinpopococomeowcore

astrid: yes i would love to, but my arms are broken so can you do it for me..?

john: yes i would love to sugar boom boom baby!!

by theyhateastrid April 30, 2024

RumblePlub

A rumbleplub is one of the best ways to make your hair grow on your kneecaps.

Aw man! I forgot to rumbleplub before I shat in the daycare!

by AlexisIsntAGoose June 19, 2024

Rumblefritz

The sensation of euphoric glee one experiences when interacting with tangible paraphernalia that excites the individuals preferences for art, culture, literature, humor, and/or design. Often described as overwhelming, the sensation is often accompanied by fits of hand clapping, laughter, jumping up and down, the “warm fuzzy feeling”, and rarely somersaults. On one occasion in 1979, upon purchasing the last pair of wildly popular velvet turquoise boots at a local store, a woman in Portland Oregon had such an intense rumblefritz that it compelled her to do backflips for sixty feet down the sidewalk of Market street during a busy afternoon and scream “woo-hoo” to the heavens after sticking the final landing which could only be interpreted by an Olympic gymnastics panel as a 10 out of 10. It took two cups of hot cocoa from her startled friend who witnessed the event to finally, and I quote “chill her buzz”.

That was an intense bout of rumblefritz.

by Superchillhomie March 10, 2024

maple rumbled

when a man and a woman use maple syrup as a lubricant for anal sex. this is a common act in canada.

"Eh guy, i just maple rumbled your mother. She was sweet and sticky. Her anus that is."

by surfskate1911 June 5, 2009

Tijuana rumbler

Slang for a Mexican transvestite. Much of the Tijuana female population look like the men, making it very difficult to spot transvestites. In many instances men engaged in anal sex with a Tijuana woman get a little surprise when she lets out a low, raspy moan (rumble), because in fact she is really a man. Sometimes this is the only way to tell. The real women actually squeal instead.

Used in a sentence - "I was in Tijuana last weekend screwing this whore who turned out to be a Tijuana rumbler. Holy shit was I surprised!"

by Dark alley traveller March 5, 2010