routes

The different paths a penis can take to maneuver through the various defenses crafted by women to protect their end zones.

Cam Newton thinks it's funny to hear a female talk about routes .

by Puntmuffer October 6, 2017

router

1. A wood working tool mostly used by Norm with a jig.

2. A layer 3 networking device that allows communication between multiple networks.

ex1. Damn, look at Norm jiggin' it up with that router.

ex2. I hate working on this DAMN router configuration.

ex3. I think the router is down! Who broke the internet?!?!?

by Big Herb November 19, 2003

foster roster

Slang for that list a foster kid keeps in his head for later when he goes back to rob the scamming foster parents he had throughout the years.

Using my foster roster I’ll target the really greedy ones; I’ll make them pay.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 15, 2019

rotten apple

a unfit or corrupt person who's nature is known to corrupt others (derived for the expression one rotten apple spoils a barrel)

No telling who the rotten apple is here without a thorough examination.

by The Return of Light Joker September 27, 2011

Rotten

Adjective to express a feeling unhappiness, or having a bad day.

"I had a rotten day at work."
"I feel rotten."
"The weather today is rotten!"

by Berkeley Blatter January 18, 2004

Rachel Rotten

"The punkporn star queen of the universe". Beautiful, and gorgeous are the least and few words you could describe her. She has the classic Bettie Page bangs and look. But she has a more slender and slimmer figure that Miss, Page. Her first girl on girl scene was with the beautyfull and legendary Jenna Jameson. "She is pornstar by nature and a punk is her way of life"-Rob Rotten. She is the exgirlfriend of PunkPorn-Director-God, Rob Rotten. He was the the one who introduced her to the Adult Film Life. Although she has currently retired from the aldult movie industry. =
You can see her in classic films such as "Little Runaway" and "Anal Swine".

Horny guy1: "dude, have you seen Rachel Rotten in, Little Runaway?"

Horny guy2: "yeah, fuck!!! I almost blew my load right inside my pants!"

by DAHMER_PUNX December 24, 2008

Rotten Jacoby

the act of jerking off in your friend's Red Sox cap and then putting it on his head when he is passed out.

Tommy passed out too early last night and woke up with a rotten jacoby.

by Professor BJB June 11, 2009