The most storied beer in the history of county fairs. At or about the turn of the century, Cletus Pabst, a notoriously violent drunkard and dancing fiend, began entering his home-brewed libation in hog and heffer contests at fairs in southern Ohio. Eventually, partly out of pitty, mostly out of fear of having their children beaten and/or danced with, judges awarded Mr Pabst's dirty taint flavored beer the blue ribbon in the open thoroughbred heffer class.
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Yes sir this is cheap, and yes it will make you feel great, and yes it has more class and flavor to it than commercialized beer. Just quit yappin and get me a PBR!
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Get the pabst blue ribbon mug.When a boy attempts to buy condoms from poundland while in the presence of another girl and a boy.
He then gets caught by the girl buying the condoms however the girl only sees the word 'Ribbed' on the till.
The other boy then claims the condoms to actually be 'Ribbed mints'.
He then gets caught by the girl buying the condoms however the girl only sees the word 'Ribbed' on the till.
The other boy then claims the condoms to actually be 'Ribbed mints'.
Louise: "Luke did you buy condoms, are you having sex with frankie, OMG!"
Rob: "Ummm no hes not, he bought Ribbed mints louise."
Luke: "Yer."
Louise: "I just saw you put them in your pocket."
Rob: "Sly Luke, sly."
Rob: "Ummm no hes not, he bought Ribbed mints louise."
Luke: "Yer."
Louise: "I just saw you put them in your pocket."
Rob: "Sly Luke, sly."
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