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Reagan

Reagan is most commonly known as a female's name but can also be a name for a male too. If you assume A person named Reagan is a female then you are classified as a Reaganist (Some form of racism but for Reagans or Regans). Yes I am named Reagan and I take this very personally so fuck you to all the Reaganists ×_×
Guy 1- Hey look , theres that DUDE called Reagan.

Guy 2- Male or female?
Guy 1- Male dipshit, not a girl.... a fucking man.
by anonymous November 29, 2020
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Fat Reagan

New Jersey Governor Chris Christie.

The no-nonsense Governor of NJ has been compared to President Ronald Reagan because of his ability to communicate directly to citizens, and to fight back against entrenched union power.
Did you see Chris Christie give a verbal bitch slap to that union member? He's like a Fat Reagan!
by lubertdas March 3, 2011
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reagan

a beautiful funny girl, usually blonde. spontaneous.

you want her.
guy:
shes perfect. shes my reagan.
by rawrrrrawrr July 25, 2010
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reagan

since reagans are so unique and ultracool, people always want to be one but can't. reagans are hot and BALLIN! don't mess with reagans.
A. wow look at that girl!
B. shes such a reagan.
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Retail Therapy

1. An idiot's way of dealing with an idiotic problem.

2, One of the most moronic notions bestowed upon humankind that simply buying some frivolous mass-produced good can alleviate one's mood or take away a bad feeling caused by a REAL problem, when in fact buying some random product will do nothing about the actual problem but MAY induce an hour's worth of distraction which is enough for people who have the attention span and memory of a chipmunk.
1. Omg, like my friend totally didn't text me back and I've been waiting for 2 minutes!! I'm totally gunna go to the mall and blow up my credit card now to ease this PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN. FML!!!

2. Omg!! I just found out I have a Sexually Transmitted Disease and it's like sooooOOoo gross. I need some retail therapy!!! *30 min. later* This dress is so cute... why was I upset again??
by hoopladoopla December 24, 2010
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Reagan

A male with a small erected penis of size 3 inches. Doesn't have much self pride and enjoys getting authority involved over pety events.

A man of ignorance, shame, and fear.
by SMDBETCH January 11, 2012
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Dirty Cowboy Retainer

When your significant other has a dip in, and you proceed to ejaculate into there mouth. The one receiving the sperm then shows both the chew and sperm mixing into a warm stew. After a few seconds of basking, they swallow all the sperm and chew.
for my birthday, my wife performed the dirty cowboy retainer.
by Clint Myers December 9, 2008
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