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Early Relissal

n. A mixture of 'Early Release' and 'Early Dismissal'.
Pertaining to the untimely discharge from school.

Used in the same context as the above...just cooler sounding.
Sarah: Mrs. Thompson won't be giving us that test today.
Caroline: Why?
Sarah: Early relissal is today!
Caroline: YESH!!
by Carolina Noir February 6, 2008
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twat relish

The process of fucking a girl with a dill pickle and putting it back in the jar for your friends to eat later.
Dude, I cant believe you just ate that twat relish you sick fuck!!
by That's my ass! April 23, 2009
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Religious zealot

A person who has ruined religion by using it for his own personal gain and to make him seem like (s)he's better than non-religious people.
Mr. Ferguson from South Park. His famous song, "Merry Fucking Christmas" is very zealous.
by UberMan5000 October 18, 2004
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relinquish

1. To retire from; give up or abandon.
2. To put aside or desist from (something practiced, professed, or intended).
3. To let go.
4. To surrender.
5. To cease holding physically; release.
I could not make my mortgage payment in time, so I had to relinquish my home.
by The Ronstah January 13, 2006
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Karmic Relief

Gesture of atonement. Actions taken to compensate for the accumulation of "bad" Karma.
Having spent years clawing his way to the top thinking nothing of his co-workers and their needs, Frank felt he was in need of some Karmic Relief.
by Tagz December 30, 2008
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religibigot

A person, of any religious faith, but predominantly of the Christian Right Wing American variety (see religious right), who looks upon others of different faith or sexual orientation as being inferior.

A person who lets down other members of their faith by promoting it via hate and condemnation, instead of love and equality, the true evangelism tools of most religions, particularly of Christ himself in the Christian faith.
Fred Phelps is a prime example of a religibigot.

George Bush might be a religibigot.

Conservatives or republicans who promote their faiths negatively are usually religibigots.

People of other faiths who look down on others of different faiths are also religibigots.
by JSbig March 5, 2006
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Bad Religion

a punk band that was started in the early 80's and combined intense rhythms with harmonial voacls and thought provoking songs.
Albums:
How Could Hell be any worse?, Suffer, No control, against the grain, generator, stranger than fiction, the grey race, no substance, New America, The Process of Belief.
by Do you care? March 28, 2003
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