alabama razorback

The practice of killing one's sexual partner with a sharp object after copulating, usually preceeded by pretending to scratch her back.

"aren't you afraid your wife's co-worker is going to tell her you slept together?"
"No, I finish all my one night stands with an alabama razorback these days."

by Dåve July 24, 2006

razorfish

A dot-com or other startup company doomed to failure.

"Dude, your company is the next Razorfish."

"We do it, but with the internet? Where have I heard that phrase before? Oh, yeah, Razorfish."

"Keep an eye out Joe - this place could be the next Razorfish."

"hi. At 1.00 p.m. today, approximately 35% of Razorfishes' 1800 person staff will be laid off. If you work there, I think you have about 2 hours to burn those CD’s and steal shit..."
-Anonymous Razorfish employee on 2.02.2001

by Mapper Montag November 16, 2006

Razor Blade

The icon of Emos. Their main item of suicide. They slit their wrists with it.

"IM EMO!"
"Go get a razor blade."

by Inanimate June 19, 2007

Razorback

The endearing term in which my boss refers to me.
1. Bush Pig
2. An Ugly Person
3. A Ferral Pig
4. An unattractive female

"Shutup Razorback" *insert squealing noise*
"She's a fucking Razorback"

by Hailz November 26, 2004

Cock razor

Tranny with a fine ass body that makes penis' hard.

You ain't got nothing on this cock razor bitch.

by BMONSTER March 15, 2017

RazorsnRoses

A goth retard who denies being a goth; one who cuts himself so he can brag, though no one gives a shit; one who looks for sympathy where there is none; a general retard

Oh look! RazorsnRoses finally killed himself! It only took 100 tries!

by Da Tr0LL November 19, 2003

razor-slow

A term best used to refer to something that is slow, but not too slow. It is a fast slow, but not fast. The fastest that "slow" can get.

Damn man, this CD is uploading razor-slow!

Watch out, it doesn't take long to get hepatitis, it's not razor-slow!

by Dan McCarty December 31, 2007