n. v., pron: 'k'öm-bätt rïmm'
(1) the unbearable non-stop itch sensation in and around the anus, resulting from prolonged exposure to the harsh climates/conditions, non-permissive, high stress and unhygienic environments encountered in combat. One obtains the condition by neglecting to thoroughly clean themselves after a dump rushed to completion due to surprise contact taken from the enemy;
(2) a violent never-ending itching sensation obtained via use of government issued sub-standard, under-moistened/dry wipes and/or cleaning materials over an extended period; (3) an impossible-to-resist urge to aggressively dig in one's ass as a result of under-cleaning the post-dump anus and surrounding crack. Combined with stress-induced, irritated hemorrhoids, this can be a most unpleasant, insanity-inducing experience.
(1) the unbearable non-stop itch sensation in and around the anus, resulting from prolonged exposure to the harsh climates/conditions, non-permissive, high stress and unhygienic environments encountered in combat. One obtains the condition by neglecting to thoroughly clean themselves after a dump rushed to completion due to surprise contact taken from the enemy;
(2) a violent never-ending itching sensation obtained via use of government issued sub-standard, under-moistened/dry wipes and/or cleaning materials over an extended period; (3) an impossible-to-resist urge to aggressively dig in one's ass as a result of under-cleaning the post-dump anus and surrounding crack. Combined with stress-induced, irritated hemorrhoids, this can be a most unpleasant, insanity-inducing experience.
-Corporal 1: "Hurry your simple ass up!"
-Corporal 2: "FUCK OFF! I'm droppin' a deuce! I'll be done in a minute!!"
*clack!---clack-clack-clack!--pop!pop!-*
-Staff Sergeant: "CONTACT RIGHT! CONTACT RIGHT!!!"
-Corporal 2: "AW FUCK!! I'M GONNA GET SUCH BAD COMBAT RIM!"*pulls up pants/returns fire*
-Corporal 2: "FUCK OFF! I'm droppin' a deuce! I'll be done in a minute!!"
*clack!---clack-clack-clack!--pop!pop!-*
-Staff Sergeant: "CONTACT RIGHT! CONTACT RIGHT!!!"
-Corporal 2: "AW FUCK!! I'M GONNA GET SUCH BAD COMBAT RIM!"*pulls up pants/returns fire*
by BlackhawkDown August 20, 2013
Get the Combat Rimmug. by GravediggerJim October 10, 2017
Get the Rimming-flossmug. When you are having sex and your partner puts jolly ranchers (green apple) up you butt, and you poop them into her mouth while she rims you.
by Ch.FHI June 9, 2015
Get the Rimming ranchermug. Male at party 1: Hey, are you rim sipping?
Male at party 2: No! Im actually drinking it!
Male at party 1: Bullshit. Drink it.
Male at party 2: Sorry Im beer intolerant.
Male at party 2: No! Im actually drinking it!
Male at party 1: Bullshit. Drink it.
Male at party 2: Sorry Im beer intolerant.
by Jokerman1427 December 18, 2013
Get the Rim sipmug. The vehicle of a person who has spent way too much money on a 4x4 and has no intention of every being used off-road.
A 4x4 that will never see anything harder than a speed bump in a mall.
A 4x4 that will never see anything harder than a speed bump in a mall.
by Joshyutah October 13, 2017
Get the Black Rimsmug. Guy 1: hey man, I heard you hooked up with Stacy, is she a freak?
Guy 2: oh yeah, she went all disgusting on my ass and oak rimmed me.
Guy 2: oh yeah, she went all disgusting on my ass and oak rimmed me.
by DrCowmoon September 18, 2016
Get the oak rimmug. "Oh man, did you see SU Dave? Looks like he took a hard crustacean rimming. His crabhole didn't look good."
by Norm Coleman February 19, 2009
Get the crustacean rimmug.