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Blunt Ride

Driving around while smoking a blunt. Usually taken place on a back road to avoid cops or excessive traffic. Preferably done on a loop that allows for adequate time to smoke while still ending up where you originally came from.
I just got my license back, what do you want to do?
I'm tryna get a little cloudy, let's go on a blunt ride.

We went on a four hour blunt ride, stopping at Sheetz twice, and then sat at a park blowing bubbles for an hour.
by Chief Master December 15, 2009
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let me ride

im from the cpt on a robbing spree a muthafuking g bitch - let me ride
by hey what r u eating April 26, 2005
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Duke Rider

(aka Duke, The Duke, Ernie "Duke' Rider, The Perfect Body, Amway sellin’ fertilizer spewer, ER)

Fictitious compilation of all the (male) characteristics of the contemporary USAF Lifer/Maggot.

1. Self-anointed
2. Unrepentant
3. All show...no go
4. Fiendishly arrogant

Usually found pouring coffee for higher ranking NCOs at the NCO Club.
The breathing definition of authoritarian-screaming management.
Replaces technical competence with shiny boots and buckles.
Displays all awards (both real and self-awarded) on his 'I-Love-Me' wall.
Underwent successful surgery for removal any form of self-effacing.
Never saw combat, but talks the talk.
Known to brag of having been “blessed with the perfect body.”
Known to "water the eyes" of true warriors.
Self-proclaimed 'leader of tomorrow's aerospace team.'
Designs and awards engraved trophies, pen/pencil sets to himself.
Renown for his 'pounding' tactics/techniques on WAF operational systems.
Known for his undying effort to overcome what Mommy thought of him.
Sole supporter of L.E.White & Sons Engraving.
It's going to be a tough mission, men. Some of you won't come back. Just remember, when the going gets tough, we have Duke Rider back at the club pouring coffee and watering eyes. Make the maggot proud!

Damn, the new First Sergeant has Duke Rider written all over him!

Shit! Sgt Jones just went all Duke Rider on the new guy.
by boppa23 June 10, 2011
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ghost ride

To Ghost Ride The Whip

Ghost riding is the act of getting out of your car while it is in neutral or while it is in drive and dance around the car, on top of the car, or behind the car. Ghost riding was populized with the wave of hip-hop know as hyphy and with songs by e-40 and the Federation. The act of ghost riding was thought up of by the people of the san fran bay area but now is being utilized by many teenagers around the u.s.
i was rollin through southside oakland and i saw some of my niggas ghost ridin da whip, man dat shit is tight.

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Ride and a rasher

Dublin slang - The promise of sexual relations and being allowed to stay overnight to partake of the morning meal.
Jaysus, if I play my cards right, I might get a ride and a rasher
by europhile July 4, 2006
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velvet rider

When a woman with dentures is giving head, and then decides to take out her dentures and use her gums.
I was getting head from your grandma, and her dentures came out. Her gums felt like a velvet rider.
by erod January 9, 2008
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Banana Rider

Used to describe someone whose sole purpose is the enjoyment of another person. Typically used in video games like Team Fortress 2. In that example, a banana rider would be a medic who latches onto one single player and does not heal or help anyone else. They typically do not give this treatment to just anyone. A banana rider typically knows its subject or the subject has proven worthy of banana riding.

In Team Fortress 2 a banana rider can also be a pyro or a heavy whose only job is to protect an engineer from spys and demos.

The term could also be used in sports, to describe someone who always passes the ball/puck/etc to their favorite player.

Famous people typically have several banana riders that roll with them wherever they go and wait on them hand and food, brown nose, and defend their subject at all costs.
"That heavy sucks without his fucking banana rider"

"I need a banana rider to keep these gd spys off me"

"John Stockton was Karl Molone's banana rider"

"I was going to get Snoop's autograph but i couldn't get past his banana riders"
by Gnadger September 19, 2009
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