A quief cookie is just another word for a douche bag. It is the item used to clean out a womans vagina after sexual intercourse.
Look up douche bag.
Look up douche bag.
"OMG... that was good sex. Will you pass me my quief cookie?"
"Sure thing."
"And while your at it.... you owe me 20 dollars."
"Sure thing."
"And while your at it.... you owe me 20 dollars."
by i1like2this3 April 18, 2008
Get the quief cookie mug.by quamftacular June 18, 2011
Get the quamf mug.
by Nudgdet May 21, 2018
Get the quimani mug.by jjp199 December 19, 2010
Get the quim mug.A Quimby is someone who is a total twat. No matter how much of a gimp / loser the Quimby in question is, they will always think they are a cut above. A Quimby is someone who holds their coffee mug with both hands in a cradle like fashion in a way you would on freezing cold day in order to warm your hands. However, the Quimby holds his / her mug like this all the fucking time even in the midst of summer when every other cunt is sweating their tits off.
A Quimby will not engage in full group conversation and will adopt a too cool for school attitude in such a situation, especially if the rest of the participants are having a laugh and joke.
A Quimby is a miserable twat who likes to hang around by themselves as they perceive themselves to be better than everyone else.
A Quimby jogs to work but refuses to have a shower so everyone else has to put up with his / her stinking attitude as well as stinking armpits.
A Quimby is someone who is quiet around normal folk, but as soon as his / her boss is on the scene goes on a full on charm offensive which usually results in the Quimby and the boss been alone together in the end and a full on rimming session will them commence.
A Quimby is someone you wanna bitch slap everytime they speak.
A Quimby will not engage in full group conversation and will adopt a too cool for school attitude in such a situation, especially if the rest of the participants are having a laugh and joke.
A Quimby is a miserable twat who likes to hang around by themselves as they perceive themselves to be better than everyone else.
A Quimby jogs to work but refuses to have a shower so everyone else has to put up with his / her stinking attitude as well as stinking armpits.
A Quimby is someone who is quiet around normal folk, but as soon as his / her boss is on the scene goes on a full on charm offensive which usually results in the Quimby and the boss been alone together in the end and a full on rimming session will them commence.
A Quimby is someone you wanna bitch slap everytime they speak.
Fred:'I caught Quimby earlier with his tongue lapping round the gaffers brown eye.'
Jim: ' the pricks always doing it man.'
Jim: ' the pricks always doing it man.'
by A Northern Soul September 13, 2013
Get the Quimby mug.by lil' krissy is here bitchez! December 22, 2008
Get the quife mug.