An awful joke, usually followed by an awkward silence. The original 'Queen Book' joke was so horrific it started a trend.
by Queen Book September 3, 2013
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Get the Queen Of Alt mug.An item, typically something of use or value, that is kept locked away in a safe place so as not to cause devalue to said item.
Dude did you see Johnny's CQC-6?" Billy asked. "No!" Bob replied. "That knife is a total safe queen! Johnny never even opens that thing!
by BrownMajik October 8, 2010
Get the Safe queen mug.A female that only considers tall men as potential suitors, totally disregarding a potential mate that isn't tall even if they happen to be taller than her and have a more compatible personality than the taller men.
Usually a Height Queen will pen down "must be 5ft10+" or "must be 6ft+" on their dating personals.
Usually a Height Queen will pen down "must be 5ft10+" or "must be 6ft+" on their dating personals.
Dave: Hey Sarah why did you pass up on Rob? He really likes you and you have to admit you both have a lot in common. He's really down about it.
Sarah: Because he's too short. He's really sweet n' all but I just wasn't attracted to him.
Dave: Short?? He's like 5ft9 and your 5ft3. He's taller than you by a considerable amount! Are you a Height Queen or something?
Sarah: I only date men over 6 feet tall, shallow I know but I can't help it, that's just the way I feel, sorrrryyyyy. Whats a Height Queen?
Sarah: Because he's too short. He's really sweet n' all but I just wasn't attracted to him.
Dave: Short?? He's like 5ft9 and your 5ft3. He's taller than you by a considerable amount! Are you a Height Queen or something?
Sarah: I only date men over 6 feet tall, shallow I know but I can't help it, that's just the way I feel, sorrrryyyyy. Whats a Height Queen?
by anodious October 8, 2009
Get the Height Queen mug.An inept female impersonator, easily spotted by her ill fitting outfits, lack of fashion sense, abyssmal makeup, and inability to lip-synch.....similar to "booger drag", a Southern term, this is the "damnyankee" version LOL
OMG, that is one sad booger queen over there, look at her McMakeup and that ratsnest wig!
Ida Ho, a local booger queen couldn't fathom why she didn't win Miss Gay Pocatello, maybe her anime dub lipsynch had something to do with it
Ida Ho, a local booger queen couldn't fathom why she didn't win Miss Gay Pocatello, maybe her anime dub lipsynch had something to do with it
by binydeamon October 24, 2009
Get the booger queen mug.Person 1: "Look at all of those simps trying to get a response from her..."
Person 2: "Dude. She's a Simp Queen!"
Person 2: "Dude. She's a Simp Queen!"
by Super_kyle July 16, 2020
Get the Simp Queen mug.An individual (usually a male with a small penis) lifts (jacks up) his truck and puts huge tires on it for the purpose of "offroading" With the intention of being "cool" however they only drive on asphalt and around mall parking lots. Usually included is the following; cigarettes, dip, baseball hats, bad tattoos, being loud, and cheap beer.
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