Noodle Pubes

When one is particularly noodle like in the pubic hair department.

Sarah: God, what am I going to do about these noodle pubes?
Emma: Gross.

by Fagtree August 7, 2010

pubes on fleek

When your pubes are appealing to any object, gender, or animal.

'My pubes on fleek'
'What grows over your eyes grows over my dick'

by MyPubesOnFleek August 19, 2016

Pube Nugget

When your ball hair falls of in clumps

Dude last night I was shaving my balls and i totally had a pube nugget

by nuggetfetish101 January 7, 2017

Pube Tumbleweed

The little ball of pubes you get when you shave your pubes and bunch them up. One may throw this at his/her friends or use it to film a western movie shootout scene.

Jerry threw the Pube Tumbleweed at his mom because she said his dick was tiny.

by Sukov Blyatovich May 1, 2018

Nissan Pube

A hideous looking box-shaped car made by Nissan to compete with the scion xB.

Hey look guys its a Nissan Pube. What an ugly piece of shit.

by p-schaef May 10, 2010

Pube Weasel

A type of small mammal belonging to the genus Mustela. They are small, active predators. The Pube Weasel is a species specially adapted to living in thick pubic hair, generally on the female vagina or male genetalia. Other forms, though, have been found to reside in anal pubes, and sometimes even within the rectum itself (although this specific species has troubled scientists over whether or not it is an actual 'Pube' Weasel). Many sub-species of Pube Weasel are very vicious, and have been known to mutilate the male penis and pubical sac, and even the vagina. It is advisable to check your partner, if they have a thick bushy forest, in order to retain your manhood/woman-hood.

There is also the possibility of a slightly larger, but usually tamed, Pube Ferret. The Pube Ferret is also part of the genus Mustela. Another thing to note is that male Pube Ferrets are substantially larger that their female counterparts. Both can, if released, to severe damage to genitalia and bodies. Stay away.

Brian - "JESUS CHRIST, dude. What has happened to your dick?"
Gerome - "This hooker had a crazy Pube Weasel... it may have even been a Ferret. I am lucky to be alive."
Brian - "Crap man. I would go see a doctor about that."
Gerome - "Yeah."

by Earlobe Beaver July 11, 2011

Sugar pubes

When dried cum gets stuck on a mans pubes and someone eats them

Bro, did you eat that guys sugar pubes?

by King Julian69 March 25, 2022