Dick Pivot

(n.) the act of switching sexual positions without removing p from v

alternate usage: pivot dick
(n.) a dick that is kept inside a female vagina while switching sexual positions, similar to a pivot foot in basketball which must remain planted on the floor until a player dribbles, passes, shoots, etc.

The dick pivot from doggy to missionary to reverse cowgirl is a pretty complex sequence of moves.

If I hadn't bought that VHS box-set of late 80's interracial porn, my husband never would have learned the dick pivot. It saved out marriage.

T. Chance Thrasher is a legend in the industry, His dick pivot is like the Abdul-Jabar sky hook, just unstoppable.

by Ryan O’Connell May 16, 2020

horizon private school

a school where the high school principal likes to shove his dick in male students and teachers get horny for minors. the place smells like straight up ballsacks. every kid there is either gay or lost their virginity at the age of 7.

that dude looks like he's sucked dick, prolly goes to horizon private school.

by uranega June 11, 2023

pop they privates

Dancing with big outlandish pelvic thrusts!

I went to a concert and all the band did was pop they privates!

by smasta January 19, 2012

Armando "el pivote" Trevino

A mythological creature whose mere existence is the satirical manifestation of societal issues.

Armando "el pivote" Trevino is going to shoot up the school.

by dentingcurve August 21, 2018

The Hammond Private School

Tha Hammond School is one of the great wonders of the world most visited by the autism induced kids (the students). The food is crusty and the bread and butter pudding is as bad as my lost uncle’s wrinkly toe.

New Student: Yum can’t wait for lunch.
The Food: I’m sorry it was Sudexo I not me. 😭
The Hammond Private School: Aghhhhh
The Hammond School: Aghhhhhhhh

by ThatGuyYouKnow123456789 March 9, 2020

I am being privately assassinated by KKTheEmo

AlphaReborn being killed by KKTheEmo

AlphaReborn is being killed by KKTheEmo "I am being privately assassinated by KKTheEmo"

by Ecliptist July 8, 2023

butt private

A queer butt pirate thats in the military.

"Dude get your shlong outta my ass you butt private."

"...thir yeth thir"

by texasracer89 October 22, 2007