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fresh prince of bel air

A story all about how Will Smith's life got flipped, turned upside-down. For 10 seasons you could sit right there, he'd tell you how he became prince of a town called Bel Air.
by voidsoul November 10, 2009
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The Bohemian Princess

Once upon a time, in a land quite near there lived a Bohemian Princess, stunning to behold. All whom were blesses to gaze upon her fell instantly and passionately in love. She had olive skin that glowed, soft and dark eyes such as a doe, shiny tresses of hair that flowed constantly as if she were caught in a delicious breeze and is black as ebony. A mouth shaped so beautifully that when it opened to release a melodic laugh or kind hearted speech, as it often did, all mortals were stunned to silence. Yes, she is indeed immortal, and she would for eternity, oversee the province of Holders, in the mystical land of Homeport. The Princess was not a vampire, just a glorious female God saw fit to breathe eternal life into for he had spent more time in the making of the princess than all of his other creatures on the earth....combined.
by The Bohemian Princess February 24, 2010
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Princess

a very honest girl who is a very good friend. she never talks bad about you and she is beautiful. she can be pretty crazy at times but everyone is secretly liking her. she is really good at making out and gives guys the best plesure. girls are jealous because everyone likes her and wants to be with her.

she isnt a player she likes one boy at a time. and if you are that guy you are hella lucky.
wow that girl is sooo like a princess.

she reminds me of princess.
Princess could wear a crown
by prince654 January 28, 2017
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princess leia

Kick-ass character in Star Wars, who talked like a guy but had a brother, Luke Skywalker who talked like a girl.
by JediMasterRebekah June 28, 2005
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Princess

A girl that has been pampered, sheltered and spoiled her whole life to the extent that she has no friggin idea about the real world.
With her hands on her hips, pouting mouth and a big boisterous umph, Dana shows her princess side whenever she doesn't get exactly what she wants when she wants it.
by King Super Prince July 12, 2005
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Pinneritis

Disclaimer: Names and places have been changed to protect the pinners. Any reference to person(s) living or dead, is purely coincidental.

Description:

Acute Monogenucleopinneritis, more commonly known as Pinneritis, is a disease or the brain caused by Kai-Uwe syndrome, a rare condition whereby the patient, usually of German descent, is easily susceptible to peer-pressure and homosexual tendencies. Pinneritis is characterized by little or no money management skills, drug and/or alcohol abuse, an inability to show any self-restraint or self-control, and a lack of care or consideration for others. Once diagnosed patients are expected not to live any longer than 5 years, unless immediate medical attention is sought.

Symptoms:

Low or non-existent credit rating.
Addiction to alcohol, weed, and porn.
Maxing out your Credit Card and Overdraft so you can buy more weed.
Lying to your parents, constantly.
Lying to your friends, constantly.
Excessive dental work.
Poor personal hygiene.
Drinking and driving.
Loss of drivers license, multiple times.

Treatment:

If you experience any of these symptoms please contact your family doctor. Pinneritis is treatable in it's early form. A straight-forward smack upside the head, repeated if necessary, until patient loses the ability to move arms and legs. A rehabilitation center is in the midst of being developed in the little known country of Poochland, situated off the coast of Mexico. The center will by run by it's founder, Professor Jeff "If you can roll it, smoke it" Gallo, Also known as Professor Jeebus "Christ, I have no job" Gallo.

History:

Pinneritis was first diagnosed in May 2006.
Kai-Uwe "Mind if I stick it in?" Wolters is the first documented case of Pinneritis
Mark: Hey Rob, did you hear? Kai was recently diagnosed with acute Pinneritis.
Rob: Haha, what a pooch. He's so pinnered.
by Who's that? June 2, 2006
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Princess Peach

A princess with long blond hair, has a crush on a plumber, and every other day she is kidnapped by a giant fire breathing turtle.
Toad: Man we realy need to get better securoty....
by glogensphere December 13, 2003
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