potato 

the most AWESOME thing in the world

i love potato

potato by creeper_storm76 December 22, 2016

Potato 

A person so dumb, they're a root vegetable, completely void of any sense.

"Holy shit, you just potato'ed all over this post."
"You got banned because you needed a potato time-out."
"Why did you DD, you potato?! "
"Share your recent awkward potato moments with me please"

Potato by 1Potato2Potato3Potato4 January 12, 2017

Potato 

Me.

Imma potato.

Potato by i.is.panda January 16, 2017

Potato 

The word potato is often used to infer laziness as in the case of a "couch potato".

This is derogatory towards potatoes and like many minority groups there is now an effort to change the meaning of "potato" in order to prevent offending potatoes it has been decided that instead of using it to imply laziness it should imply activeness or hard work.

Be a good potato and run a mile
Act more like a potato and get a job
Get off your ass and be a potato
Save the world, be a potato

Potato by Poi-purple_paste February 12, 2017

potato 

Mr. Ward

He looks like a potato

potato by BUTTMUNCH 46573 February 17, 2017

potato 

Incredibly motionless human who spends the whole day in the same place, position, state and mind because of laziness and lack of life inspiration, or for the pursuit of a unique happy lifestyle.

My roommate enjoys her life as a potato.

potato by pandaga February 26, 2017

Potato 

The love of my life. My cousin.

I wanna fuck potato

Potato by Potato Jesus March 7, 2017