Post Poop Fart

This is the fart that is released after a massive dump. It is an all-clear sign that you are emptied out.

He had to shit after eating at the buffet. He then released a post poop fart when he got out of the bathroom.

by New English May 6, 2009

Fence post

Euphemism for being physically assaulted.

A: What happened to you?

B: I got hit by a fence post.

by Velosarapture July 21, 2014

x-post

short for cross-post; i.e., to post the same message/information in more than one location. Frequently used on Livejournal to indicate an entry posted to multiple communities.

See also cross-posting

This entry x-posted to silly_stories, humor_me and monkeybusiness.

by monkeyscience September 17, 2007

post-post-modernism

The school of thought beyond that of post-modernism. Followed by post-post-post-modernism, which can either repeat back to modernism in a more "on-purpose"ful manner, or just make absolutely no sense at all. Ever.

Modernism: Writing something clever and witty on a billboard.

Post-Modernism: Writing the words "something clever and witty" on a billboard.

Post-Post-Modernism: Writing a billboard on some words.

Post-Post-Post-Modernism: Nailing a herring to a wall and punching it with a racquetball from 4-5 feet away while reciting Dostoyevsky quotes.

by Guuse March 10, 2008

Post University Depression

After graduating university, post university depression occurs after realising things are not going the way you planned them to, you have signed on to job seekers allowance cus u cant find a job, your friends have one more year at university and rub it in your face because you havent, ur other friends have settled into a steady career after working there way up from apprentices, you vent ur anger and frustrations through other channels rather than going out on a Monday Evening and drinking ur troubles away! U have no 1 special in ur life cus u spent the last 3/4 years enjoyin the singledom and the benefits it has at University!

Im suffering from a severe case of P.U.D! P.U.D

I graduated last summer, I have no job and no money, I wish I could go back Post University Depression

by Mouse87 September 20, 2009

going postal

When someone gets uncontrollably angry, often to a point of violence, usually in a workplace

After finding out Mark had another hour added to his 4 hour mail delivery shift, He brought a gun into work the next day and was reportedly going postal on fellow workers and customers

by NickBaggss March 4, 2016

Four Poster Bed

Four Poster Bed

A bed with four vertical columns, one in each corner.
The columns support a tester, which usually holds up a set of curtains, however, in this day and age of double glazing and other insulation methods, the curtains aren't needed.
A four poster bed is very similar to a canopy bed.

Buying a four poster bed for your bedroom is the first step in transforming your room into a Palace of Love.
In which your new four poster will be used primarily for the art of making love, preferably to a gorgeous Indian chick, but that part doesn't matter.
And is dependant on whether you are a male or female reading this, whatever floats your boat.

C: Within my new Indian girlfriend's Palace of Love was a magnificent four poster bed, lined with the softest most sensual luxurious silks, coloured in a sexy deep red.
D: Sweet Raptor Jesus just the sound of the bed is making me horny...
C: We proceeded to make sweet love on it, she pretty much emptied my balls of all their love juice. After we cuddled and she whispered sweet nothings possibly in Hindi until I fell asleep.
When I woke up I was sticky and naked
D: I think you missed something fun.

by rzhhhh August 26, 2009