Porcelain Destroyer

Someone so skilled in the fecal arts that they are capable of shattering a toilet from the sheer power of them taking a dump in it.

I had no idea Billy was a porcelain destroyer when I invited him over to try out my Blowtorch Chili. Now I have to buy a new toilet.

by Chunkmastarr January 5, 2026

Shattering the porcelain throne

Pooping so hard you shatter your toilet
Used in a joking manner

I just spent an hour shattering the porcelain throne 😭 or I just shattered my porcelain throne

by theduchess22 February 1, 2025

Porcelain Cornhole

The act of ejaculating in the shower and aiming for the drain holes.

Every morning I play porcelain cornhole to start my day

by Retired muppet March 20, 2025

Porcelain Chipper

A person who, while standing up at a urinal, launches his urine out so hard and heavy, it can break (or chip) the porcelain.

Jason can stand 15 feet away from the urinal and still comfortably navigate his urine in for a safe landing. It's the reason we call him a porcelain chipper.

by Yazorillowitz June 10, 2024

porcelain rabbit

A word used in the risk of rain 2 community to describe ideas that are badly thought out/ dont work well for the game. this term was created after a terrible idea using the word as its name.

nah that's a porcelain rabbit though

by Distilled Dreams August 10, 2024

Porcelain Chipper

A rare condition where a person (usually a male) expels an overpowering stream of urine, causing him to stand several feet away from the urinal / toilet.

While I was in the bathroom during halftime at a football game, I saw a porcelain chipper peeing from across the room… I felt both bad and impressed with his accuracy.

by Yazorillowitz March 27, 2025

Porcelain Berry

A porcelain berry is a type of weed

"Dude you just smoked the porcelain berry weed you're so fucked!"

by chronicrow December 26, 2022