An instrument played by using the toilet when all you have to give it is the air from your ass in different strengths to create a combination of high and low pitched notes.
After a long night of eating chimichangas, I had the pleasure of playing the porcelain harmonica and was able to play a version of Beethoven’s “Symphony No. 6” with the beautiful instrument.
by colintaylorful October 25, 2017
Get the porcelain harmonicamug. by chronicrow December 26, 2022
Get the Porcelain Berrymug. A popular internet challenge involving teenagers grinding down their parent's antique china into a fine powder, and snorting the ground up porcelain like cocaine.
by Anon.Reporter October 2, 2022
Get the Porcelain Challengemug. When one grips the toilet bowl like a steering wheel as you expel vomit, generally with lots of yet to be metabolized alcohol.
by frishy August 30, 2022
Get the Driving the porcelain truckmug. by donnylovedbowling November 2, 2021
Get the see a man about some porcelainmug. A tiktok trend where the youths of today are grinding up their grandparents China into a fine powder and snorting it as a viral internet challenge.
Last night my friend Dave and I did the porcelain challenge with my grandmas favorite antique teacup.
by Hiccups McGee October 2, 2022
Get the porcelain challengemug. by theduchess22 February 1, 2025
Get the Shattering the porcelain thronemug.