When a male is seated on the toilet taking a shit and the female sits on his lap. No penetration is involved. For the penetrative definition, see Porcelain Pilot.
After eating a nice meal and then taking quite a long time in the bathroom my girlfriend wanted to porcelain toboggan.
by Thinkerstein December 2, 2025
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I had no idea Billy was a porcelain destroyer when I invited him over to try out my Blowtorch Chili. Now I have to buy a new toilet.
by Chunkmastarr January 5, 2026
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One requires to repair to the Porcelain French Horn to offload a hefty quantity of arse bars
One requires to repair to the Porcelain French Horn to offload a hefty quantity of arse bars
by Napoleon BonerPart February 24, 2023
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Commonly heard in Walmarts and Taco Bells.
Commonly heard in Walmarts and Taco Bells.
I knew I was doomed when I could hear the unpleasant sound of the porcelain echo, through the door of the Taco Bell bathroom.
by Lulu Bean March 9, 2023
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Jason can stand 15 feet away from the urinal and still comfortably navigate his urine in for a safe landing. It's the reason we call him a porcelain chipper.
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