Poptartt

Weirdo/corny person who can be takin serious when talking to another person

Her: My weave itches

Him: wtf b**** you a poptartt

by Citygirll crazyy May 9, 2019

Poptartt

Werido or corny person

Her: my weave is itchy

Him: b**** you a poptartt

strange odd ; not normal

by Citygirll crazyy May 9, 2019

Poptartt

Weirdo/ corny goofy ass person

Her: my weave itches

Him: wtf you a poptartt ass b****

by CityGirl Crazyyy May 10, 2019

poptimism

An uplifting, relentlessly positive fatherly point of view.

Dad’s jokes are always so full of poptimism.

by Martin Steinbeck May 21, 2019

PopTart Jesus

He has a BIG dick that if enters you your legs will become useless.

PopTart Jesus has a very BIG dick.

by oashiojdiojsdf July 17, 2019

pontjacko

a man or boy who likes to go to the store sometimes but also likes to use pump number three at a gas station

pontjacko has fapaaffärn so hes not home soathe

by thecoolboy12345 October 5, 2019

Poptart

An insult used to describe an oral sex hoe.

She's a fucking poptart, all the men eat her for breakfast.

by ASoundMakingReject January 12, 2020