Cooter Pooch

A "pooch" or roll of fat below a chubby woman's waist that hangs over her female parts, or her "cooter".

I screwed this girl the other night, but I had to move her cooter pooch out of the way to find the hole

by Jeffinitely July 1, 2011

Gooch pooch

Any small dog residing under the covers during sex intent on licking and/or sniffing the gooch.

Damn! If it weren't for that gooch pooch I would have lasted longer.

by Nicki619 March 28, 2016

Flodgy poocan

A small child with the enitials P.P

Ew that girl is such a flodgy poocan

by Ella henchworth February 20, 2018

Dick pooch

The pubic bone of a man

He shaves his dick pooch for the ladies

by CrazyKrissi September 7, 2018

blueberry pooch facial

When a guy invites his dog to lick blueberry jam off his penis until he ejaculates on the dog

She (the dog) will love the blueberry pooch facials in England

by Marlon<3pooch September 26, 2018

The Poochies

The collective title used by the King and Queen Poochie. There are only two and are above all doggos, puppers and pooch’s.

‘Here comes the King and Queen Poochie. All hail The Poochies! They are so magnificent and splendid. Way above us meagre doggo’s and pooch’s!’

by Queen Poochie March 16, 2019

Average Pooch

A bush creature from a massive forest. In the tale of Gunt Midic and the five fuccing ugly pooches, she is the one that gets kidnapped and molested by the woodcutter, after which she is never seen again.

Laverne: Hey, have you seen my dog? She ran off into the woods and I can't find her.
Shirley: She probably got Average Pooched by a woodcutter.

Laverne: Yeah, you're probably right. Oh well.

by the_fake_Henderson_G June 5, 2020