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Pekingese Feast

Verb. A sexual encounter when the woman is on all fours. The man dresses in a panda suit and places a dollop of peanut butter on her anus and then cuts a line of wasabi along the crack of the buttocks. He assumes the position behind her and then in a quick single movement, licks the peanut butter and snorts the wasabi through a bamboo shoot, then penitrates her. He then sees how long he can perform before his face burns off.
One Sunday evening, Jody had to give Rebecca a Pekingese Feast to hold her over till after the Furry Convention.
by inkandglitter September 25, 2011
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Pocking

A sport locally played in The Bahamas that requires a tennis ball.
The game can be played with two or more individuals and is usually played in larger groups. The more, the merrier.
The group decides who starts the game , the chosen individual is the holder of the ball and once the game is started everyone else scatters for cover to avoid being knocked with the ball. The victim is most likely to be hit with extreme force.

Thou shalt not complain about the force because thou has the right to exit the game.
Once the ball touches the ground, anyone can attempt to pick it up and choose a victim. The game is played for fun, for points etc.
Bey y'all lets go on the park and play "Pocking"!

Ine wan play bro, y'all is "pock" me to hard.
by BahamaLink June 3, 2019
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Sham-pooing

The act in of getting off while shampooing someone elses hair. a very clean fetish.
"we just kept it clean last night and stuck to a little sham-pooing"
by SiNister PiGeon December 20, 2009
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pooing

Beating someone up untill they are down then wiping your ass in their face.
when someone is about to have a fight tell them to poo the other person
by Matty February 6, 2005
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Arctic poling

When one takes a penis sized piece of feces, freezes it, then proceeds to use it as a dildo.
I couldnt answer the phone because I was busy arctic poling.
by B_Diddy October 25, 2006
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Piking

The act in which someone gains sexual gratification from furtively watching dogging.
dogging carping ducking
Michael became aroused, as he cleverly concealed himself in his favourite piking bush at Wisley Gardens.

He sat back and dreamt of the day he would become a fully feldged dogger.
by Razzle August 21, 2004
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poning

When you are talking on the phone and peeing at the same time because you don't want to stop talking on the phone and you just really have to go!
Chelsea: "Is the water running?"
Emily:"No, I'm just poning."
by Emily Chester August 3, 2007
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