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bobbing for potatoes

When you put a raw potato in a cows asshole then you eat the potato and everything else that comes out
Hey do want to go bobbing for potatoes

Nah man that's nasty
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stop shaming potatoes

« Stop shaming potatoes » started with 🎼 SAY AMEN ( Saturday night ) from Panic! At the disco where you can see in their/the music video the tragic murder of a poor potato. If you hear this, that person is most likely referencing this to this tragedy.
« Guys, you really need to STOP SHAMING POTATOES ! »
by Ana666999 June 8, 2018
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Turning the potatoes

The act of adjusting your ball sack openly and in view of the general public/strangers.
The streamer was turning the potatoes right in front of the camera, for all to see.
by technocraticparty August 26, 2018
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Turkey Dinner with Mashed Potatoes and Gravy

A codeword for homosexual men, dating back to the 80s and part of the early 90s. If a man wanted to signal to other homosexuals in a restaurant, he would specifically order a turkey dinner with mashed potatoes and turkey gravy on the side. Then afterwards said homosexual would head out to the nearest secluded area, usually a wooded enviroment.
Jim just ordered the Turkey Dinner with Mashed Potatoes and Gravy on the side, he must be looking for a hookup in the woods.
by FedUpLineCook August 22, 2019
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making mashed potatoes

When a husband has vaginal sex with his wife in order to reproduce. This is only for instances in which the people fucking are a straight married couple who intend to create a child. A reference to the mashed potato like appearance of most newborn babies.
Kyle: hey john what are you planning on doing this weekend?

John: just making mashed potatoes with my sexy wife.
by bigbrian42069 September 19, 2019
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Mashing the potatoes

When during a blowjob the female/male giving the blowjob grabs a hold around the ball sac and crushes the balls.

Often done by people with "cbt" fetishes (check wiki) and also dominatrices.
"You cant believe how great it felt when Linda and I tried something new, she really likes Mashing the potatoes. It really spiced up our marriage and felt great."
by FilledZac November 22, 2019
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food thai potatoes

a type of diarrhoea (diarrhea) that is very effective. It can kill u and even explode ur ass. It is hell. It is life.
Guy: PLEASE HELP ME I HAVE FOOD THAI POTATOES!!!
by orangasm February 2, 2020
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