Pessi

Pessi is internationally known to rig ballon dors be worse than Cristiano Ronaldo the greatest of all time and the only goals Pessi can score is penalty’s after getting carried by the rest of the team

Guy: Pessi is shit.
Other Guy: Yes Ronaldo is better siiuuuuu

by Pessi shit November 30, 2021

Time Gentlemen Please

A phrase called out at closing time in a pub. A bell usually rings ten or fifteen minutes before to alert people that the bar is closing so that they can order more drinks. Then at closing the bell rings again and the bar person can say "Time gentlemen please!"

Also a TV show aired on Sky One starring Al Murray as the sad landlord of a london pub next to a chemical plant.

"Right that's it, time gentlemen please! Come on, drink up!"

by Wingy May 22, 2006

Bitch, please

The feminine equivalent of Nigga, please.
Usually placed at the begining of an insult.

bitch, please, you so skeezy.

by violet March 3, 2003

pessimal

adj.

least desirable; the opposite of optimal

A steak knife is probably the pessimal piece of silverware for drinking soup.

by Itsatrap March 2, 2004

Pleasure in the ass

The opposite of 'pain in the ass'
Something that is hassle-free and, in some instances, moderately enjoyable.

"I had to return these shoes I bought online and they gave me a full refund, no questions asked. What a pleasure in the ass."

by 1MUSD July 30, 2013

Pleasure Circle

(noun): A group of no less than 5 men (or women w/ strap-on) form a circle, connecting through penetration of the anus, and don't stop until everyone has reached orgasm.

Optional, but highly recommended: Perform Pleasure Circle while listening to Crazy Train by Ozzy Osbourne.

Last night, Brad, Josh, Patrick, Blake, Christina, Noah, Stephanie and I got into a Pleasure Circle. It was the best/worst experience of our lives. I loved it, but my anus hated it. 10/10 would do again.

Did you see those fags last night in that Pleasure Circle? It was awesome! Best party ever!!!

by Nine Inch Males December 16, 2013

Burning Pleasure

Fully aware that your current partner has an STD, such as syphilis, you say "fuck it she's hot" and screw the shit out of her anyway.

A week ago John had some Burning Pleasure with this chick he met at a bar, now he has herpes.

by Aram A. February 24, 2008