Jazz on a plate 

A good idea that is solid and grounded.

Differs from 'Jazz at the end of a shoe string',a good idea that is so far out it has the possibility to go tits up.

When someone comes up with a great idea that seems as if it can't fail the reference to that idea is that it is 'jazz on a plate'.

Jazz on a plate by Joe Pleb July 24, 2009

Put a plate under that! 

1) cease and decsist with gossip. 2)What one should say to a person who is messy and has a loud mouth. 3)Dont make a mess 4) How to warn a troublemaker.

Why are you always starting trouble? Put a plate under that!

Put a plate under that! by Rdale24 January 6, 2010

Meat loaf plate 

A plate made entirely out of meat loaf. Very feasible and functional.

Chris loves to order a large meat loaf plate

Meat loaf plate by Derek1224679535 June 5, 2011

Hang a wall plate

A reference to the popular video "Haters Don't Hate" by comedian Bridget McManus. Meaning: "get over yourself" and/or "don't be so judgmental". Basically, just don't be a hater.

"Man, I'm being such a hater, I should hang a wall plate."
"You really need to hang a wall plate!"

Hang a wall plate by Witchypoo September 7, 2014

a big plate of shut the hell up 

n.
a metaphorical meal sarcastically offered to a person whining and inquiring about food to somebody who doesn't feel like providing actual food for them

p1: "I'm hunnnnngry. What's for dinner?"
p2: "A big plate of shut the hell up."

a big plate of shut the hell up by Paraprax December 12, 2018

sex on a plate

When A guy is so hawt, delicious and FINE that you want to eat him all up like a fruit roll up. He can get it.

Thinking to myself, “Dayuuumnmn that guy is sex on a plate!!!”

sex on a plate by thinkingtomyself April 5, 2019

L Plate 

A method of constructing a spliff by the means of joining two rizla's to form the shape of an 'L'.

How to roll an L plate (On the left): -

1. Take two king sized rizla's (Blue/Silver).
2. With the glue at the top of the 1st rizla, cut a triangle off the right hand end, 1cm from the right at the bottom to the top right hand corner.
3. Attatch the bottom half of the 2nd rizla with the glue on the left hand side to the diagonal edge of the 1st rizla.
4. Cut the second rizla so the bottom edge of the 1st rizla continues along the entire length (Same shape from step 2).
5. Fold the L plate in half length ways, so the crease in the 1st rizla continues along the entire length.
6. Fold the top right hand corner of the 2nd rizla down to form a 45' triangle. Cut this triangle off.
7. Fill as you desire :)

L Plate by James Scott July 21, 2008