biting the plank

When a girl with braces gives you a blowjob and accidentally/purposely cuts your dick.

AHHHH!!!!! MY DICK iS CUT!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!You were biting the plank!!!!

by jockthecock November 16, 2010

Walk the Plank

To commit suicide, as in the case of a pirate choosing to eject themself from a ship

Jake: Just found out the girl I love is a lesbian. I might just walk the plank
Luke: My soulmate is only 12 years old... maybe I should join you

by anonymous August 3, 2023

diving off the pirate plank

The sexual practice of being anal penetrated whilst suspended from a the waist of a larger homosexual man at the pool edge before rapidly uncoupling from the erect penis and dropping backwards into the water. Preferably practiced in the presence of young children and families.

Pirate eye patch may be worn in regional variations.

Did you see that dirty bastard diving off the pirate plank right in frontof the flume ma wean was oan!

by Dirk Dickler September 22, 2017

plank daddy

When you order extra crumbs at Long John Silver's and they toss in a free fish plank in your bag.

Damn... Jeff got free fish by just asking for crumbs? He is a certified Plank Daddy!

by Step mom Salad November 24, 2021

plank

1. (noun) A physical exercise where you hold your body parallel to the ground using just your forearms and toes — builds core strength and mental fortitude.

2. (verb) To remain emotionally and financially unshaken during a meltdown — especially in crypto.

3. A state of complete meme alignment with a token that requires zero motion, zero emotion, and infinite conviction.

“Bro held a 5-minute plank and saw God.”
“Everyone sold the dip. He just planked.”
“She doesn’t trade. She planks.”

by randallrandy May 29, 2025

argh walk the plank you scallywag yo-ho let's go sail the seven seas

pirate

"argh walk the plank you scallywag yo-ho let's go sail the seven seas you varmint"

by mm 9 September 22, 2025

Beer planking

The act of planking on your empty beer cans(bottles)

If you drink six beers you try planking on your empty six cans(bottles)
Person 1- Lets see if i can plank on all these empty beer cans left over from the party
Person 2- But thats not legal Beer planking

by ExtremeBeerPlanker July 12, 2011