yellow piper

Somebody who pees standing up and their piss gets all over the seat and floor.

You're such a fucking yellow piper Bobby, put the seat up next time you dick!

by DracoTKSRadio May 20, 2014

piper

female that smells like poop

She is a piper.

by i like urban dictionary October 14, 2019

Piper clown

An arrogant man who says Piper down, speaking of himself in 3rd person, advertising his electrical and automotive skills and thus becomes Piper clown as the name Piper down is an indirect way of showing off sexual (unwanted) availability

My boyfriend advertised his business as Piper down, he ends up looking like Piper clown.

by Dangen123$ November 30, 2018

Piper

Piper’s pretty much a train wreck lol.
She’s got a dark past probably an alcoholic and/or drug addict. Has unlimited supply of weird fucking stories that often don’t make sense to anyone but her. Is most likely adopted or in foster care. Hates animals, loves murder and death. DEFINITELY a power top. Skinny, pale kinda looks dead, her hair is dry and crusty cause of all the hair dye she uses and usually has green bloodshot eyes. Seems like a hoe but is actually a virgin. Overall just a good time, but don’t mess with her lol.

ayo u see that girl snorting cocaine off that girls tits while singing adele??
yeah that’s just piper being piper

by lolitwasntme;\ November 23, 2021

boo piper

a Ryan dude that likes to f l e x his speed skills to other people in the bejeweled fans discord server. he likes speed modes and so far, someone's yet to beat him. his favorite number 120, just so you know.

person 1: "o my god! that boo piper dude just got 23 million in SFL!"
person 2: "yeah, he better thank God that he's a Ryan"

by cucklefisher February 2, 2020

Crack Piper

Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably.

"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the crack piper of the mind's doodie."

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 24, 2023

Piper carr

A two faced hoe that will get on your good side then stab u in the back ,extremely unloyal ,playes a ton of games ,and over all sees no problem with how she treats others

Man you better not let piper carr slide

by Bigdicksavage November 25, 2018